The 25 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions

BuzzFeed ^ | 1 February 2012 | Unknown

[jocon307]

“Mritt, wrow, sssvitt, phitt... all just barely audible.”

LOL! Our new kitties are a little strange, and they have funny little voices too.

I’ve had some success with calling them by doing a very bad imitation of their very strange meows. I can’t believe I fool them, but it seems I do.

[goat granny]

That puts a LOL picture in one’s mind and then the vet saying the cats faking it brings a belly laugh...GG

[goat granny]

No other creature on earth can sleep like a cat. Like they don’t have any bones. And boy do they get pi$$ed if you wake them up....

[TheOldLady]

Those are great! They didn't include the roadkill cat - on her back with all four feet in the air. That would be Miss Hissy Slashy.  

[Slings and Arrows]

True. They also forgot The Catloaf, the Seat Cushion, and Smother-The-Hoomin.

[Godebert]

Here is my Arra:

[TheOldLady]

Yes! They obviously could have gone to at least 30. Lazy pikers.  

[Lx]

Cats have around 100 vocalizations they make that we can hear. Dogs have around 10, that we can hear and since a dog’s hearing goes past ours in the frequency department, they migh be talking to each other in that audible range we can’t hear for all we know.

Kitteh number one, we just found that was crying so we took it inside, hisses, does that mean mearowwww sound when you pick it up and then, once it’s in your lap sits there and expects some loving. It’s an awesome and intelligent cat that isn’t a feral so we put up signs all over for her. No response. Anyone who had this kitteh must be missing her or they were heartless btards and dumped her because we’re up her in the hills.

Kitteh number two will sit next to you purring so you pet him. He stays purring even after he’s tired of being petted, then he goes nuts and tries to bight and kick you
ALL the while he’s purring along. Strange kitteh.

[jocon307]

“ALL the while he’s purring along.”

Our poor beloved Holly, who we miss SOOOO much, purred ALL THE TIME. I never knew another cat like that. Asleep, awake, she purred constantly. If she wasn’t purring, you knew something was amiss.

[Rightly Biased]

fer later

[windcliff]

I like that :)

[alarm rider]

Ah yes, Miss Hissy Slashy, how is she?

[TASMANIANRED]

11/25 are orange tabbys.. Hmmmmmm

[TheOldLady]

She's doing really well. She almost never bites me anymore.

She does love a pet, and she purrs her head off just before she slashes out, usually because Hubby tries to grab her tiny, stubby tail.

She still growls and hisses at Lucas Prince of Darkness, but he looks at her, so what does he expect?

She gets along fine with Shadow and my Rocket.

[Fire_on_High]

What a pretty kitty!