Posted on 02/04/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by bkopto
Why would it dawn on these Frat men that sticking objects of their asses is a cool and funny thing to do? Are they all homosexualized by the gutter herd culture now?
What a lesson to learn about the politically incorrect aspects of misery that comes with the gay (happy, carefree, fun) lifestyle of sticking stuff in one’s butt.
It goes back to their being nominally “Greek.” Some fraternities have or had initiation rituals or hazing with a vague or not so vague undertone to them, pledges dropping their pants and being spanked with a paddle engraved with the frat letters to leave a mark, that sort of thing.
Do you mind if I post a link to the video of you doing this?
Yes.
“In my youth, I was highly intoxicated around bottle rockets and other fireworks. Thankfully, I never got the bright idea to put any in my rectum, although we used to shoot them directly at each other.”
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Intoxicated - check
fireworks - check
“to the porcelain god” - check
rectum ??? hhmmmm ... thankfully no, but I could see it occuring to some I associated with, if not occurring to my self.
“T!ts up drunk” - yup, but mine aren’t nearly what yours are!
Can’t say I was any “smarter” than any of these principals, for sure ...
I think the closest I came to that was super-gluing fingers around a tree...
So tame.
Girl, you must have been at a very deprived area if you were not part of equivalent activities... or your memory (or reporting) is somewhat suspect!
“I could never be a judge. I sit up there LMAO and pounding on the bench when I heard stories like this.”
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I would love to be a judge and hoot and holler about it when some dope presented a case like this before me. If any appellate court were to make a case of challenging me, that would be my ticket to even higher office.
Spoken like a true ATO alum. LOL!!
You’ve got me there.
You’re Thor? I couldn’t pith for a week!
The first one was when I staggered back to the ship and when I went to show my ID to the watch, it was upside down with the picture facing me.
The other happened in Naples, Italy. I have been drinking screwdrivers made with Russian vodka. I stepped out of the old San Francisco Bar to go back to my ship (Nimitz) which was anchored out in the bay. I took two steps toward fleet landing and...........
woke up in my bunk on the ship. I don't remember anything that happened in between.
Lost time events usually indicate alien abduction. They must have been watching you.
:)
Well, I am not an ATO alum, actually. I am pretty sure that I never even stepped foot in one of them, unless that is the fraternity that I had a job for a few weeks washing dishes and busing tables.
That minor detail aside, I sure confess that I took part in a range of activities when younger (or was witness) that would fit right in here. Many of them I did when alcohol was not involved, also (and I have never had any type of recreational drugs). It is simply true that having fun often involves pushing the limits.
I hope you found yourself able to let go at times in order to partake.
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