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Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter ('Toothman' faces multiple charges)
TheSmokingGun.com ^
| 2/3/12
Posted on 02/03/2012 12:45:30 PM PST by NormsRevenge
FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.
Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.
A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: burglar; cops; foodworld; kentucky; naked; peanutbutter
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I am de peanuto bandito..aye yi yi!!
Here’s hoping this is not a trend.
Cops get involved in enough sticky situations as is these days.
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
To: NormsRevenge
>> A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter... Andrew Toothman
Huh. I would’ve guessed Andrew Reese.
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: NormsRevenge
Now this is a thread that would have been better off WITHOUT pictures!
To: NormsRevenge
Looks like he got chocolate in his peanut butter. Hope Reese's doesn't sue.
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:53:43 PM PST
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: NormsRevenge
Wonder if he was wearing a peanut butter.....cup...
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:55:26 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: NormsRevenge
The Internet is weird! I did a Google images search for "woman covered in chocolate" (to balance the image of that guy) and got 8,360,000 hits, many of them relevant. Other than some very cute little girls, here is the best compromise between community standards and photographic artistry:
She's cute. I love chocolate. But I don't see the two as going together even if it's a girl instead of an odd guy.
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:59:44 PM PST
by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: illiac
Which size?
or the little bites?
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posted on
02/03/2012 12:59:54 PM PST
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Next week on “Justified”...
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:04:42 PM PST
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: NormsRevenge
Sometimes you feel like a nut
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:05:08 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: Morgana
Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to.....oh, nevermind.....he wasn’t wearing pants....must of been a peanut....
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:06:00 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
"Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to"
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:11:52 PM PST
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: Pollster1
Rule 34 of the Internet is still in effect.
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:13:51 PM PST
by
Jack of all Trades
(Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
To: illiac
Or maybe...?
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:14:14 PM PST
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
My mama always told me that it takes all kinds of people to make a world. She was surely right!
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:21:54 PM PST
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
It always comes back to family guy
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:26:22 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average In the US the number is 54%)
To: NormsRevenge
I wonder how long he keeps his chocolate covered cherry in the big house.
To: NormsRevenge
If he had just used peanut butter and jelly, he would have slipped right out of their hands.
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posted on
02/03/2012 1:49:31 PM PST
by
bunkerhill7
(Where`s the bread?)
To: NormsRevenge; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Andrew “Andy Candy” Sweettoothman.
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