Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter ('Toothman' faces multiple charges)

TheSmokingGun.com ^ | 2/3/12

[NormsRevenge]

FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.”

[NormsRevenge]

I am de peanuto bandito..aye yi yi!!

[NormsRevenge]

Here’s hoping this is not a trend.

Cops get involved in enough sticky situations as is these days.

[Nervous Tick]

>> A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter... Andrew Toothman

Huh. I would’ve guessed Andrew Reese.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Only in America.

[left that other site]

Now this is a thread that would have been better off WITHOUT pictures!

[Lazlo in PA]

Looks like he got chocolate in his peanut butter. Hope Reese's doesn't sue.

[illiac]

Wonder if he was wearing a peanut butter.....cup...

[Pollster1]

The Internet is weird! I did a Google images search for "woman covered in chocolate" (to balance the image of that guy) and got 8,360,000 hits, many of them relevant. Other than some very cute little girls, here is the best compromise between community standards and photographic artistry:

She's cute. I love chocolate. But I don't see the two as going together even if it's a girl instead of an odd guy.

[Morgana]

Which size? or the little bites?

[Stormdog]

Next week on “Justified”...

[bigbob]

Sometimes you feel like a nut

[illiac]

Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to.....oh, nevermind.....he wasn’t wearing pants....must of been a peanut....

[Morgana]

"Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to"

[Jack of all Trades]

Rule 34 of the Internet is still in effect.

[Morgana]

Or maybe...?

[basil]

My mama always told me that it takes all kinds of people to make a world. She was surely right!

[dsrtsage]

It always comes back to family guy

[DainBramage]

I wonder how long he keeps his chocolate covered cherry in the big house.

[bunkerhill7]

If he had just used peanut butter and jelly, he would have slipped right out of their hands.

[Charles Henrickson]

Andrew “Andy Candy” Sweettoothman.