[NormsRevenge]

I am de peanuto bandito..aye yi yi!!

[NormsRevenge]

Here’s hoping this is not a trend.

Cops get involved in enough sticky situations as is these days.

[Nervous Tick]

>> A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter... Andrew Toothman

Huh. I would’ve guessed Andrew Reese.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Only in America.

[left that other site]

Now this is a thread that would have been better off WITHOUT pictures!

[Lazlo in PA]

Looks like he got chocolate in his peanut butter. Hope Reese's doesn't sue.

[illiac]

Wonder if he was wearing a peanut butter.....cup...

[Pollster1]

The Internet is weird! I did a Google images search for "woman covered in chocolate" (to balance the image of that guy) and got 8,360,000 hits, many of them relevant. Other than some very cute little girls, here is the best compromise between community standards and photographic artistry:

She's cute. I love chocolate. But I don't see the two as going together even if it's a girl instead of an odd guy.

[bigbob]

Sometimes you feel like a nut

[DainBramage]

I wonder how long he keeps his chocolate covered cherry in the big house.

[bunkerhill7]

If he had just used peanut butter and jelly, he would have slipped right out of their hands.

[Charles Henrickson]

Andrew “Andy Candy” Sweettoothman.

[colorado tanker]

Call me crazy, but I betcha drugs figure in this story somewhere.

[GeronL]

naked, covered in chocolate

Sounds one of those nude summer camps where no parents are allowed.