Amazon always has had good customer service.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
“ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!”"Like, it was supposed to be heroin, y'know? Duh!"
2 posted on
01/27/2012 10:07:09 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Let me guess, Tony Montana processed the order.
3 posted on
01/27/2012 10:08:59 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
Some kid who sold his book last quarter is reading this story and going “Nooooo!”
To: Slings and Arrows
"I told them white powder was in my terrorism textbook and so I put it on the table and they’re like, 'oh, okay,' And so he went back and tested it,” Stockton recalls. “ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!” I bet he tested it repeatedly..lol
8 posted on
01/27/2012 10:18:00 PM PST by
Vigilantcitizen
(I got a fever and the only prescription is more watermelon trickworm, better known as bass crack.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Another "thank you, God!" moment.
10 posted on
01/27/2012 10:20:48 PM PST by
lowbridge
(Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Another "thank you, God!" moment.
11 posted on
01/27/2012 10:21:42 PM PST by
lowbridge
(Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
To: Slings and Arrows
1 used, verrrrry good condition.
To: Slings and Arrows
She can be glad that she wasn’t arrested.
18 posted on
01/27/2012 10:32:59 PM PST by
Bellflower
(The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
To: Slings and Arrows
anhydrous silica, to keep the pages dry.
23 posted on
01/27/2012 11:33:40 PM PST by
Elsiejay
(in)
To: Slings and Arrows
I put it on the table and
they’re like, 'oh, okay,' And so he went back and tested it,” Stockton recalls. “ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’
And I was like, no!”"University of The Valley" perhaps?
To: Slings and Arrows
I always order from amazon and I’ve never gotten any cocaine. Should I be disappointed?
28 posted on
01/28/2012 12:58:00 AM PST by
Yaelle
To: Slings and Arrows
She should be thankful the book wasn't being tracked by some multi-jurisdictional drug task force. She could have easily been the target of one of those vile SWAT raids, such as happened to a small town mayor in Maryland a few years ago. Police shot and killed his two labs.
31 posted on
01/28/2012 1:03:41 AM PST by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why not just send it to Demi Moore?
33 posted on
01/28/2012 3:33:23 AM PST by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(How ironic that Ann Coulter should write a book called Treason.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
35 posted on
01/28/2012 4:11:14 AM PST by
csvset
To: Slings and Arrows
Stockton feared that the bag contained anthrax and took it to the local police department the next day...Huh? What?
If I really thought it was anthrax I don't think I would 1. keep it around until the next day or 2. transport it myself anywhere.
39 posted on
01/28/2012 7:14:55 AM PST by
Paine in the Neck
(Where's he getting these ideas? He's not smart enough to be that stupid all by himself.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Amazon always has had good customer service. and a drugs-free policy
43 posted on
01/28/2012 9:37:02 AM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Whatever happened to that Amy Summerland sailing chick?)
To: Slings and Arrows
So the cop walked out back, opened the baggy of potential Anthrax and “tested it”
Yea, OK.
45 posted on
01/28/2012 3:53:47 PM PST by
mowowie
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