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Candid discussion about discrimination: I'm a velociraptor in a wool suit! [Vanity]
1/16/2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 01/16/2012 1:48:07 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:06:07 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmit. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit (moi)? Most assuredly. That pipe. Put. It. Down!
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:07:00 PM PST
by
houeto
("Click Free or Die!" -Travis McGee)
To: Lazamataz
Let's face it, discrimination is tough for all of us non-mammilian species.
I was just trying to operate a nice delivery service for well-wishers -- flowers, balloons, and of course, assorted candies.
But that all was ruined by the blatant discrimination and landsharkophobia, personified and made mainstream by those evil haters at Saturday Night Live. After their stereotypical treatment of my business, I couldn't buy a delivery anymore. Soon as was living in the gutter puddles, eating scraps of discarded food and the random toad.
Worse was the derogatory way my name was used. Imagine how you would feel if your name was forever associated with crappy, past-it's-time TV shows. "Jump the Shark" indeed. I'd like to see someone try to jump me. Really. Please. I am so lonely. Getting mugged would be a step up.
To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Quit the smoking. You've got a three-chambered heart, fer chrissakes!
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:07:58 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lazamataz
“ON this Martin Luther King day, it is customary to review the progress African Americans have made in striding towards a level of equality with the majority races.
Yada yada yada.
Nope, sorry, don’t wanna’ hear it. President: black guy, Att general: black guy. Stfu and get a life!
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:08:09 PM PST
by
TalBlack
( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit Go for the pin stripe look.
Wimmin really go for velos in pin stripes on MLK day..........they solve sexism
To: humblegunner
So many young people these days are unaware of the epic struggles and hard battles fought by Raptors for the most basic rights supposedly afforded to all of us, both Raptor and non-Raptor alike. Personally I'm sickened by the apathy shown toward Raptor issues, studies, services and basic recognition. It's a freakin' genocide.PRECISELY! Every time we are encountered, the discussion revolves around our extermination -- never on how to help us.
This is the exact dialogue I was hoping to open. Thank you, from this particular Theropod-American. (hat tip to denydenydeny who has coined this wonderful phrase).
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:08:55 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: Lazamataz
One other thing, just to be clear: I would not hit it.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:10:12 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: TalBlack
ON this Martin Luther King day, it is customary to review the progress African Americans have made in striding towards a level of equality with the majority races."
Yada yada yada. (singing) Some-one missed the jooo-oooke.....
LOL
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:10:59 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: Keith in Iowa
And don’t these photos demonstrate that Velociraptors are People (eaters) Too???
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:11:04 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: CharlesWayneCT; landshark
Good point. Landshark, you need to read CharlesWayneCT’s post.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:12:15 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor Yes.
Evolve.
Become a bird.
We Avian-Americans are valued members of society.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:12:24 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lazamataz
Mmmmm... Bacon...
33
posted on
01/16/2012 2:13:51 PM PST
by
SunTzuWu
To: Lazamataz
“Because of the housing discrimination I face, I must live in the woods, and as you can imagine, there are far fewer people to eat there.”
Dear Mr Thunder Lizard,
It appears that your housing and dining difficulties are commensurate with the situation that we are having locally, that being an excess of Obama voters residing in California.
If you would kindly deign to vacate the woods and relocate to the coastal chaparral of the Los Angeles region your problem, and ours, might be rectified.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:15:41 PM PST
by
Pelham
(Vultures for Romney. We pluck your carcass)
To: ArrogantBustard
Evolve. Become a bird. We Avian-Americans are valued members of society.See, this is the sort of pig-ignorant comm.... wait a second. Pig. Mmmmmmm. See you in a second.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:16:03 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: Lazamataz
If I stand by your side, will you refrain from eating me?
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:16:17 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
Lazamataz and humblegunner connect on an intellectual level...
Which one is more concerned?
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:17:12 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Lazamataz
Here's what ya need to do:
The next time you eat a human, don't eat the outer shell, just the insides.
Then WEAR the outer shell as a suit and then they will treat you better. Kinda like a wolf in sheeps clothing.
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posted on
01/16/2012 2:17:56 PM PST
by
red-dawg
To: Lazamataz
39
posted on
01/16/2012 2:19:15 PM PST
by
anglian
To: red-dawg; Lazamataz
It didn't work too well with Edgar.
40
posted on
01/16/2012 2:19:31 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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