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1 posted on 01/07/2012 10:34:04 PM PST by Altariel
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A Democrat test writer had a flashback to “the good old days” while creating it?


2 posted on 01/07/2012 10:37:25 PM PST by Salamander (I'm your pain.....)
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Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?

It depends on how many trees there were!

7 posted on 01/07/2012 10:45:31 PM PST by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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Is this “Fred”, Fred Phelps?

If it is, then the question isn’t that bad.


8 posted on 01/07/2012 10:46:24 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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7


9 posted on 01/07/2012 10:47:38 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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Is the purpose of these lessons consciousness raising, or racism in action.


11 posted on 01/07/2012 10:48:44 PM PST by gleeaikin
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They should teach them something useful — like how many rocks you need to sell to buy a pair of Air Jordans.


17 posted on 01/07/2012 10:57:12 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> - - -)
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THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM 
 
 
       NAME____________________
 
       GANG NAME______________


1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He
usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per
drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny
attempt before he has to reload?
 
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what
is the street value of the rest of his hold?
 
3. Rufus pimps 3 hos.  If the price is $85 per trick, how
many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's
$800 per day crack habit?
 
4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for
$40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
 
5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a
Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4.  If he steals 1 BMW, 2
Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how  many more Corvettes must he
have to steal to have $900? 
 
6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for
the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how
much money will be left when he gets out?
 
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for
killing the ho that spent his money?
 
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet
and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters
can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with
20% paint free?
 
8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27
girls in his gang.  What is the exact percentage of girls
Hector knocked up?
 
9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5
per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many
weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
 
10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at
35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20
seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when
he gets whacked?

20 posted on 01/07/2012 10:59:37 PM PST by cynwoody
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8


21 posted on 01/07/2012 11:02:05 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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14 (10 in a work week)

Can’t answer the rest as I cannot find the assignment.

The people who thought up this test and those who passed it on to the students need to be in stockades for a week.


23 posted on 01/07/2012 11:08:38 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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If Joey whacked two commies a day and it took 1.3 yards of concrete per commie ...


30 posted on 01/07/2012 11:17:01 PM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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Dumbass lazy slave ate 3 of every 10 tangerines his worthless hide picked. If it took 310 tangerines to fill his basket, how many would he have to pick to not get beaten so hard — and YES he deserved it.


34 posted on 01/07/2012 11:21:59 PM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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'If Fred Got Two Beatings Per Day…'

...he probably goes to a public school.


49 posted on 01/07/2012 11:35:28 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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"It kind of blew me away," Braxton said. "Do you see what I see?"


Guy's totally ripping off the night wind.
50 posted on 01/07/2012 11:35:54 PM PST by Rastus
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This reminds me of a aptitude test Michael had to take on Good Times, LOL..oh and the answer is 7


56 posted on 01/07/2012 11:42:50 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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That’s incredible. According to the article it was a “cross over” assignment. The question about picking the fruit is barely passable, but the beatings per week? Come on.

What’s wrong with these people? Why are they so stupid?


70 posted on 01/07/2012 11:59:43 PM PST by jocon307
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My kids just had to take this test in California, only the slaves were gay and lesbian fetishists and the person beaten was transgendered. The math test was followed by a discussion of hate crimes and bullying....


90 posted on 01/08/2012 1:15:50 AM PST by freebilly
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As a nation of people, if we continue to reject the truth!

“The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.” (Psalm 9:7)

“By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.” (Proverbs 16:6)

“I exort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men; For kings, and for all that be in authority, that we may lead a qiuet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty. For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour, Who will have all men to be saved, and come to the knowledge of the truth.” (1 Timothy 2:1-4)


93 posted on 01/08/2012 2:32:15 AM PST by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
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96 posted on 01/08/2012 4:48:41 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?

First we need to know how many trees are in the orchard. 50, 100, 200, 250?? I bet the person who dreamed up this homework is one of holder's / 0 bummer's people.

99 posted on 01/08/2012 5:39:21 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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OH? Slaves?

I thought it was about the nuns in my old parochial school and how they kept discipline

nevermind.


100 posted on 01/08/2012 5:48:05 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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