[donmeaker]

Ron Paul.

[siamesecats]

Yep.
A package of orange fake (polyester) felt.
LOLOL

[BobP]

[conservativeimage]

All I got for Christmas were bed bugs; flippin’ filthy foreigners.

[Kickass Conservative]

I guess using the phrase “it’s the thought that counts” won’t be very popular on this thread. #;<)

[Ainast]

I got:

a package of computer erasers. Literally erasers shaped like computers.

an 9$ iPhone Speaker booster thing that doesn’t work.

and a shirt that shows if you have a WiFi signal that was 4 sizes too small because the Chinese don’t realize fat American’s aren’t the same size as fat Chinese.

My girlfriend actually felt bad after we got done opening presents so she’s ordering me an Arduino lol.

[crazyhorse691]

I never get bad presents, but, my wife did not seem too pleased with the can of Bondo, electrical plugs ,dehydrated snow, or the light bulbs for her office that I got her. She is just one of those people that demands toast with her peanut butter and jam. I did also buy her a 12 inch thick memory foam mattress so I am not a total cad.

[Ladysforest]

I got a bathmat.

The stupid wanna-be SIL “gifted” me that.

I learned after the past two years of her useless re-gifted crap, so, this year I cut waaaay back on her gift.

But, I still managed to over do it. Next year I will find a way to make it E V E N.

Hehehehe.

A bathmat............really?

[Scooter100]

Someone gave me the flu. Wish I knew who it was.

[Doofer]

What’s a gift?

[firebrand]

Not this year, but I once got a regifted bottle of cologne. The gift giver obviously hadn’t opened the box because the cologne was half evaporated. Cheap stuff anyway. I tried to think of a use for it.

[silverleaf]

I got a yodeling pickle

Oh wait...this is supposed to be about lousy gifts?

[Vendome]

Yeah...

I got Rupaul running fer nuttin!

[ladyvet]

My liberal brother sent me a Obama Chia head. Afraid to send the pictures to him of what happened to it....don't need the SS at my door.

[shatcher]

A relative dropped off CHRISTmas presents last July to save for this season. They were packages of last years CHRISTmas candy.

[Daveinyork]

Most gifts are lousy gifts. Pardon my humbug, but years ago, our family agreed that we would get holiday gifts (we’re Jewish) for the kids, but for the adults, we’d save our money and buy what we want for ourselves, instead of wasting all that money buying gifts that nobody wants. My wife is hard to convince. She never goes anywhere without taking gifts - any occasion, or no occasion.

And, as a recult, we are backsliding, and for this past holiday, I bought her something that I knew she wanted, and I’m embarrassed to say that I don’t remember what she got me. I guess my humbugs are going unheeded.

[blueunicorn6]

Step daughter said she bought me a lottery ticket, which, of course, didn’t win (she kept the tickets). I told her I bought her 100 lottery tickets and none of hers won, either. If you’re going to be a lying skinflint, be a BIG lying skinflint.

[martin_fierro]

A pair of retiree shoes.

Damn comfy, tho

[Revolting cat!]

I got plenty of nothing.

[right way right]

I bought a boob job for my wife.
Had to settle for just one side this year.
Moneys tight.