[crazyhorse691]

I never get bad presents, but, my wife did not seem too pleased with the can of Bondo, electrical plugs ,dehydrated snow, or the light bulbs for her office that I got her. She is just one of those people that demands toast with her peanut butter and jam. I did also buy her a 12 inch thick memory foam mattress so I am not a total cad.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I discovered the secret to perfect gift giving: If I give my wife a gift she does not appreciate, I am a klutz, thoughtless, inconsiderate and selfish. If my wife gives me a gift that I do not appreciate, I am also a klutz, thoughtless, inconsiderate, selfish and ungrateful, to boot!

[A'elian' nation]

Now we know that crazyhorse61 is actually Walter Williams.

You outdid yourself this year Walter :)