[goseminoles]

Did you hock a loogie on his windshield??

[RatRipper]

Whose line was it in an old western:

“I never killed anybody that didn’t need killin’”

Applies here . . . .

[muir_redwoods]

Scratch “ It’s okay man, no harm done” into the side of his car with a key.

[mk2000]

Go find his house and stick a pin in his cable line.

[sten]

setting the trapped gases free from the enslavement of the honda would be the right thing to do. after all, do those air particles really WANT to be in those tires?! of course not. no damage... just releasing the air back into the wild

you can be assured... the libtard would have zer0 idea how to change a flat.

[americanophile]

Yes, it’s dead. Like many other things such as sense of community and American identity, knowledge of history, a belief in God, etc. As it turns out, when, as a society, you stop teaching kids those things, they act accordingly.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"it's just a little paint man, my car is ok!"

Reply to self; "Won't be when you get back."

[chris37]

Paint meet chisel.

That is all.

[RightOnline]

I don’t own a work van, but I have an old (’93) Chevy Suburban that looks like s**t (resplendent in heavily oxidized paint) but runs like a watch.

I’ll tell you that if that happened to me, my Suburban monster would back out and “accidentally” cream that little Civic.

As Cathy Bates said in “Fried Green Tomatoes” to the little rich bitches after she destroyed their little car with her land yacht after they stole her parking slot and mocked her...”Face it girls....I’m older and have more insurance.”

[Keith in Iowa]

“common courtesy” is an oxymoron.

[Former Proud Canadian]

Carry a hand sledge hammer in the trunk for such situations.

[Ernie Kaputnik]

Typical liberal, pot-smoking, hip-hop, wannabe-a-rap-star, loser.

I would have returned the favor and put a dent in his door, then responded to him with:

“It’s just a little paint, punk, but my van is ok! Enjoy your meal, Douche Bag.”

[piytar]

This is another thing keys are made for...

[Pan_Yan]

There were jerks 100 years ago. There were jerks 50 years ago. There are jerks now.

The difference is 100 or 50 years ago a jerk was much more likely to get the ass-whuppin’ he deserved without the police or lawyers getting involved.

[SumProVita]

I KNOW it’s hard...but pray for his conversion and move on.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

You know, keys have other uses besides just opening locks.

;^\

[usconservative]

And yes, his stuffed Honda Civic had a Zero bumper sticker on it. Both 08 and 12.

Pretty much anytime I see a Zero bumper sticker on a car in a parking lot, it gets a key run down it's side...

[wbill]

My uncle had this exact thing happen to him, once. Except that he drove a BMW, and was a little more concerned about it. That, and the perp *meant* to do it - Uncle was parked a fair distance away from everything, the guy who hit him couldn't have meant anything else, but to do it on purpose.

Anyway, my uncle said "Allrighty, we'll see who the bigger A**hole is, here." and took a tire iron to the offender's car.

And, that, as they say, was that.

[andy58-in-nh]

Sometimes, you just have to decide to be the missionary in the jungle and obey the better angels of your nature.

Other times, you can keep a valve stem puller in you glovebox and remove the stems when the offender has left so that when he calls AAA to refill his tires, they can't do anything but offer him a towing service. Just sayin'

[Graewoulf]

Before you extrapolate one person’s behavior to the entire society, just hold that person accountable for his actions. That is best done through the Police.

The second point is that there are those who get their “fix” from the increase in adrenalin that comes with sudden rage. I call those people “rage-a-holics,” but the PC term is people afflicted with “Intermittent Explosive Behavior.” National affliction estimates for IEB are about 6 %.

The Judge may order an anger management course to the chronic IEB person. “Road Rage” is another common name applied to those on our highways with a short fuse.