Typical liberal, pot-smoking, hip-hop, wannabe-a-rap-star, loser.
I would have returned the favor and put a dent in his door, then responded to him with:
“It’s just a little paint, punk, but my van is ok! Enjoy your meal, Douche Bag.”
I hate to say it. but the posts telling me to return the favor (if serious.. and I don’t think they are) is helping me prove my point.
I mean, I could have shoot him dead. pulled out the gas powered concert saw and cut the car in half, slashed his tires, peed in his gas tank... Just about anything short of running it over with my van, I could have managed.