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KIM JONG II KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
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| December 19th, 2011
| Frank Lake
Posted on 12/19/2011 4:13:00 PM PST by presidio9
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:13:01 PM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Chuck didn’t kill Kim Jong. Kim Jong killed himself when contemplating Chuck Norris’s displeasure.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:14:15 PM PST
by
Jeff Head
(Liberty is not free. Never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:14:21 PM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: presidio9
Nuff Said
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:17:16 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("If You Want To Learn To Love Better, You Should Start With A Friend Who You Hate")
To: presidio9
Okay, I’ll be the first to use the TV commercial’s line....”I’m Chuck Norris and I approve this game”.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:19:16 PM PST
by
bobby.223
To: GeronL
WWN was the Onion before liberals figured out that made-up news wasn’t just for indoctrination purposes.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:20:21 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: presidio9
And he did it with one of these.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:21:40 PM PST
by
Track9
To: presidio9
Chuck Norris could have killed Kim Jong (ill)
just by dreaming about it while asleep 5000 miles away.
8
posted on
12/19/2011 4:23:27 PM PST
by
Repeal The 17th
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
To: presidio9
Only two things scare Superman: Kryptonite, and Chuck Norris.
To: Repeal The 17th
Chuck Norris could have killed Kim Jong (ill) just by dreaming about it while asleep 5000 miles away. But he wanted some exercise for use in his next commercial.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:27:57 PM PST
by
nevergiveup
(When in Rome, speak Roman.)
To: SkyDancer
Spy Ponder?
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:33:19 PM PST
by
x
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:34:02 PM PST
by
x
To: presidio9
I don’t believe it: Chuck Norris wouldn’t sully his name with that POS.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:38:08 PM PST
by
Psycho_Bunny
("Fair share" are the last two words I hear before I stop taking someone seriously.)
To: x
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:41:24 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("If You Want To Learn To Love Better, You Should Start With A Friend Who You Hate")
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:44:24 PM PST
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: presidio9
Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.
Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:54:10 PM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: presidio9
The Kim family doesn’t have very good luck on trains. Kinda like the Kennedy family and the internal combustion engine.
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posted on
12/19/2011 4:55:57 PM PST
by
donozark
(My son is Inmate of the Month at the Taney County Jail...)
To: donozark
Or the Clinton family and fat chicks.
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posted on
12/19/2011 5:00:24 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/19/2011 5:12:36 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
To: Jeff Head
It wasn't Chuck Norris...!
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posted on
12/19/2011 5:13:17 PM PST
by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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