[Slings and Arrows]

He CAN haz cheezburger!

[TheOldLady]

I seriously do not think that any cat could possibly be as spoiled as my Rocket. His wish is my command, and he knows how to "talk" to me.  

[golux]

It’s hard for cats of great wealth to get along with other cats.

One rich cat I knew was recently asked by another feline how she was feeling after a certain medical procedure.

“Oh, I am quite well now, thank you, ” the rich cat replied, stiffly. “I had a hysterectomy. ”

“For heaven’s sake! ” the alley cat exclaimed in exasperation - ”Why can’t you call a spayed a spayed. ”

Leona Helmsley’s dog, Trouble, incidentally, died in June.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/helmsleys-millionaire-maltese-trouble-dies-at-12/