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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s hard for cats of great wealth to get along with other cats.

One rich cat I knew was recently asked by another feline how she was feeling after a certain medical procedure.

“Oh, I am quite well now, thank you, ” the rich cat replied, stiffly. “I had a hysterectomy. ”

“For heaven’s sake! ” the alley cat exclaimed in exasperation - ”Why can’t you call a spayed a spayed. ”

Leona Helmsley’s dog, Trouble, incidentally, died in June.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/helmsleys-millionaire-maltese-trouble-dies-at-12/


31 posted on 12/12/2011 4:15:26 AM PST by golux
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To: golux

Get thee to a punnery!


34 posted on 12/12/2011 9:47:06 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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