[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"I found these nipples in the sewer..." #AquaTeenHungerForce

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Sounds like he may be simply piling onto the anti-smoking bandwagon.

Sort-of-a-Nanny State PING!

[Psalm 144]

There is a Southpark episode in this.

[cripplecreek]

He had to resort to using leeches over several days to suck out the old blood and so restore the woman's nipples to a healthy pink.

When regular pasties just won't hold.

[optiguy]

Raquel: Non-smoking, yet she is still smoking hot.

[TSgt]

It's true!

[KarlInOhio]

'Smoking can make your nipples fall off'

Put that on the surgeon general's warning on cigarette packs.

[exit82]

OK, let me be the first:

“What a boob!”

[Charles Henrickson]

Smoking can make your nipples fall off. . . .

I was just thinking yesterday, I said to myself, "You know, there are certain sentences that will never appear in the English language, oh, like, 'Smoking can make your nipples fall off.'" And then I wake up this morning and see this! It's a funny world.

[Jonty30]

So, if I don’t like my nipples, I should take up smoking?

[NativeSon]

ATHF - great episode

[Responsibility2nd]

Dr Youn said he treated one female smoker whose nipples had turned purple after smoking caused the tiny veins in the breast to fail, leading to a backup of old blood.

 

 

 

 

This thread is soooo gonna get pulled. Might as well have some fun before it does.

[Jaxter]

That’s probably why women aren’t supposed to smoke when breast feeding. What a nasty trick to play on a baby.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It does sound pretty funny...

[libertarian27]

Apparently this surgeon can’t put a nipple back on a breast during reduction or reconstruction surgery without worrying that the darn thing might fall off (and is all set to place the blame on any and all things besides his lack of skill)

....he must not have been paying attention during HomeEc sewing.....

[Dead Corpse]

Smoking cause Pluto to be demoted from Planet status.

Smoking is what killed Michael Jackson.

Smoking is the reason JFK was shot.

Smoking caused WWI.

[exit82]

It used to be, when catching a kid with a BB gun, you’d say “You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid!”

Now, you catch a young kid with a smoke, you have to say “You’ll knock yer nipples off, kid!”

What a world!

[martin_fierro]

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[reagan_fanatic]

And I thought those were just jujube’s I saw all over the sidewalk on the way into work this morning...

[colorado tanker]

J-Lo must be a nonsmoker . . .

[jim_trent]

On the other hand, it would create two great places to put nicotine patches.