[Charles Henrickson]

Smoking can make your nipples fall off. . . .

I was just thinking yesterday, I said to myself, "You know, there are certain sentences that will never appear in the English language, oh, like, 'Smoking can make your nipples fall off.'" And then I wake up this morning and see this! It's a funny world.

[NativeSon]

what would make that sentence great is if it were read aloud by Jackie Mason

[mikrofon]

He had to resort to using leeches over several days to suck out the old blood and so restore the woman's nipples to a healthy pink.

There's an organization that will provide those people -- I think it's called "La Leechy League"....