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Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives
UPI ^ | 2011-12-03

Posted on 12/06/2011 7:22:58 PM PST by rabscuttle385

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; zimbabwe
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To: rabscuttle385

Ruh, roh.


41 posted on 12/06/2011 8:44:00 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Revolting cat!
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I'm on it!

I just registered ,
..Is that your

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I think I had to pay a premium because someone was selling the site.

42 posted on 12/06/2011 8:45:09 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (Moose Alert!!!! Get some sleeves!)
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To: rabscuttle385
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Don't think I'd have told the world. Now his whole family will have to live with the shame. There are some things you need to keep to yourself.

43 posted on 12/06/2011 8:53:04 PM PST by Razz Barry (Round'em up, send'em home.)
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To: rabscuttle385

So is there a Zimbabwean version of JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!?


44 posted on 12/06/2011 8:57:35 PM PST by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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To: Scoutmaster
At least it wasn't his wife son.

Oh, No he didn' !


45 posted on 12/06/2011 9:02:52 PM PST by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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To: rabscuttle385

Well did she get paid?


46 posted on 12/06/2011 9:12:55 PM PST by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: Paleo Conservative; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


47 posted on 12/06/2011 9:22:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rabscuttle385

With prostitution being the world’s oldest profession I have to wonder how many times this has happened in the past 6,000 years.


48 posted on 12/06/2011 9:41:41 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Revolting cat!

You’ll need a helluva discount on DNA testing.


49 posted on 12/06/2011 9:43:53 PM PST by meatloaf (I've had it with recycling politicians in any way shape or form. Toss 'em out!)
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To: rabscuttle385

“It’s Daddy!!”


50 posted on 12/06/2011 11:09:14 PM PST by kallisti
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To: rabscuttle385
Gotta wonder how turning tricks works in Zimbabwe - must be some sort of PIK program.

Photobucket

51 posted on 12/06/2011 11:24:10 PM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Uhhhh........awkward.


52 posted on 12/07/2011 12:14:21 AM PST by dixiechick2000 (Proud barbarian TEA Party SOB and, apparently, an evil Capitalist.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stop the kitty porn!


53 posted on 12/07/2011 2:49:39 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: martin_fierro

Great graphic!


54 posted on 12/07/2011 5:11:47 AM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: rabscuttle385

I rather not imagine the conversation at their next family gathering...


55 posted on 12/07/2011 6:19:50 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: rabscuttle385

56 posted on 12/07/2011 6:25:04 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: dixiechick2000

Miss Manners would not approve.


57 posted on 12/07/2011 6:28:32 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Scoutmaster
At least it wasn't his wife son.

Fixed it fer 'ya (he said, touching the brim of his Stetson and walking away).

Steal this graphic:


58 posted on 12/07/2011 8:19:28 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
Didn't we see this in Hollywood?

Could be...


59 posted on 12/07/2011 8:21:39 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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To: GeronL
How can anyone in Zimbabwe who doesn’t work for Mugabe afford a prostitute?

They get spending money from their wives, silly...

60 posted on 12/07/2011 8:23:44 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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