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Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives
UPI ^
| 2011-12-03
Posted on 12/06/2011 7:22:58 PM PST by rabscuttle385
BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; zimbabwe
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To: rabscuttle385
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posted on
12/06/2011 8:44:00 PM PST
by
SuziQ
To: Revolting cat!
Am I the only one who sees a business opportunity here for a Web start up verifying absence of family connections?I'm on it!
I just registered ,
..Is that your
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I think I had to pay a premium because someone was selling the site.
To: rabscuttle385
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday. Don't think I'd have told the world. Now his whole family will have to live with the shame. There are some things you need to keep to yourself.
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posted on
12/06/2011 8:53:04 PM PST
by
Razz Barry
(Round'em up, send'em home.)
To: rabscuttle385
So is there a Zimbabwean version of JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!?
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posted on
12/06/2011 8:57:35 PM PST
by
Clock King
(Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
To: Scoutmaster
At least it wasn't his wife son.Oh, No he didn' !
45
posted on
12/06/2011 9:02:52 PM PST
by
Clock King
(Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
To: rabscuttle385
46
posted on
12/06/2011 9:12:55 PM PST
by
political1
(Love your neighbors)
To: Paleo Conservative; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
12/06/2011 9:22:18 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: rabscuttle385
With prostitution being the world’s oldest profession I have to wonder how many times this has happened in the past 6,000 years.
48
posted on
12/06/2011 9:41:41 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Revolting cat!
You’ll need a helluva discount on DNA testing.
49
posted on
12/06/2011 9:43:53 PM PST
by
meatloaf
(I've had it with recycling politicians in any way shape or form. Toss 'em out!)
To: rabscuttle385
50
posted on
12/06/2011 11:09:14 PM PST
by
kallisti
To: rabscuttle385
Gotta wonder how turning tricks works in Zimbabwe - must be some sort of PIK program.
51
posted on
12/06/2011 11:24:10 PM PST
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/07/2011 12:14:21 AM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(Proud barbarian TEA Party SOB and, apparently, an evil Capitalist.)
To: Slings and Arrows
53
posted on
12/07/2011 2:49:39 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: martin_fierro
54
posted on
12/07/2011 5:11:47 AM PST
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: rabscuttle385
I rather not imagine the conversation at their next family gathering...
55
posted on
12/07/2011 6:19:50 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: rabscuttle385
56
posted on
12/07/2011 6:25:04 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: dixiechick2000
Miss Manners would not approve.
57
posted on
12/07/2011 6:28:32 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Scoutmaster
At least it wasn't his wife son. Fixed it fer 'ya (he said, touching the brim of his Stetson and walking away).
Steal this graphic:
58
posted on
12/07/2011 8:19:28 AM PST
by
null and void
(This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
To: MuttTheHoople
Didn't we see this in Hollywood? Could be...
59
posted on
12/07/2011 8:21:39 AM PST
by
null and void
(This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
To: GeronL
How can anyone in Zimbabwe who doesnt work for Mugabe afford a prostitute? They get spending money from their wives, silly...
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:23:44 AM PST
by
null and void
(This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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