Posted on 12/06/2011 7:22:58 PM PST by rabscuttle385
BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.
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Geez!
I hate when that happens!
Geez!
I hate when that happens!
Wait, it was on Criminal Intent last year. Jay Mohr played the part of the father. LOL.
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Am I the only one who sees a business opportunity here for a Web startup verifying absence of family connections?
Did he get the family discount?
There was a Marquis de Sade story along those lines...the prostitute ended up being the fellow’s own wife as I recall.
Who’s yo daddy?
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Prostitution is one of the few remaining ways to make any money since Rhodesia became Zimbabwe.
Prostitution is one of the few remaining ways to make any money since Rhodesia became Zimbabwe.
Bad sitcom script indeed!
In fact, I saw a Lifetime movie a few years ago, which featured this very plot. It caused many rifts in the family, but at the end of the two hour movie, we saw a happy ending and family healing. The marriage was healed, the wayward daughter was now a part of the happy family, and all was well.
Hope this dude has a happy ending with his family rift.
How can anyone in Zimbabwe who doesn’t work for Mugabe afford a prostitute?
The way things are going in this country, it too, may end up being one of the few remaining ways to make any money.
NO cheers, unfortunately.
AWK-WARRRRRD!
My wife wanted us to talk after sex, so i called her up.
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
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