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To: Justaham

Well, on the up side, at least half of the relationship is not guilty.

2 posted on 12/05/2011 1:40:35 PM PST by Thane_Banquo
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To: Thane_Banquo

Mirror image.


3 posted on 12/05/2011 1:42:08 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Under Construction)
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To: Thane_Banquo

Dunno about you dude, but I’d have a hard time forgettin about that blonde chick’s moustache....I bet she’s intimately familiar with Mr. Schick and Mr. Edge....


4 posted on 12/05/2011 1:42:39 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Thane_Banquo

Pop quiz: Which chick is the rich one?


6 posted on 12/05/2011 1:43:23 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Thane_Banquo

In the divorce proceedings, the person on the left will be known as the ‘gold digger’, the person on the right, as the ‘clam digger’.


7 posted on 12/05/2011 1:43:32 PM PST by IncPen (Educating Barack Obama has been the most expensive project in human history)
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To: Thane_Banquo

Will Mr. Turkey B. Aster be the best man?


14 posted on 12/05/2011 1:46:43 PM PST by silverleaf (common sense is not so common- voltaire)
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To: Thane_Banquo

Airbrush.


17 posted on 12/05/2011 1:49:47 PM PST by fwdude
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To: Thane_Banquo

Well, I was going to ask how do you know which is the bride and which is the groom till I saw the picture, now I know, kind of like beauty and the beast.


23 posted on 12/05/2011 1:52:52 PM PST by JakeS (This would be a good time to read John chapter three 1-21)
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To: Thane_Banquo


Let's play: guess the rich one. (And for the bonus round: guess which one is in financial distress and will play a lesbian until the rich one pays her bills and she gets her shot on "Dancing with the B-List Stars.")
27 posted on 12/05/2011 1:58:10 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Thane_Banquo

A couple of angry people behind fake smiles.

36 posted on 12/05/2011 2:06:17 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Thane_Banquo

For as much as Rosie O’Donut hates men, she dresses and acts like a man so, by logic, she must hate herself.

Regardless, she is one ugly pig - inside and outside.

My apology to all pigs...


38 posted on 12/05/2011 2:09:42 PM PST by newfreep (I am a "terrorist". I am Sarah Palin!)
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To: Thane_Banquo

Well she sure has excellent taste in.....umm.....lesbians.


39 posted on 12/05/2011 2:10:20 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: Thane_Banquo

No doubt it’s true L$ve...


50 posted on 12/05/2011 2:58:47 PM PST by Iscool (You mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailerpark...)
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To: Thane_Banquo

Once Michelle has to luffa Rosie’s back and give her a Brazilian or two this will end badly.


58 posted on 12/05/2011 3:49:19 PM PST by Recon Dad ("The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.")
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To: Thane_Banquo

Mrs. Rounds? Sometimes things just fall in your lap. :-)


63 posted on 12/05/2011 4:26:06 PM PST by Invincibly Ignorant
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To: Thane_Banquo

Consummation of the marriage happens how? =.=


64 posted on 12/05/2011 5:04:16 PM PST by cranked
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