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21 Adult Truths
Posted on 12/03/2011 8:24:28 AM PST by Java4Jay
1. Sometimes Ill look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
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To: stylin19a
SHEET. Fitted SHEET. On BED.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:27:14 AM PST
by
A_perfect_lady
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
“You take a pocket knife...flat”.
Howling, RDdB.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:27:46 AM PST
by
Mountain Mary
(One Nation Under God...There I said it.)
To: Java4Jay
I’ll add one of mine:
Spending $100.00 at the bar is not essential.
To: A_perfect_lady
I have sheets in the dryer I can test on when I get home. Again, thank you.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:43:13 AM PST
by
RatRipper
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
To: A_perfect_lady
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:44:05 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(obama - "FREDO" smart)
To: A_perfect_lady
Re: 5; don’t fold, WAD, stick in closet.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:47:53 AM PST
by
Twinkie
(John 3:16)
To: Java4Jay
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the tail on the Donkey but Id bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. Find and push that button while half asleep - every time.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:50:15 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, Than a fatted calf with hatred - Proverbs 15)
To: Java4Jay
18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!I literally LOL'd on this one. Pillowcases are also easier to put on inside out, as well.
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posted on
12/03/2011 9:51:31 AM PST
by
retrokitten
(It took so long to see that truth was all around me- Ray LaMontagne)
To: A_perfect_lady
Folding a fitted sheet:
Hold up the sheet longways. Put your hands in the two top corners. Put hands together and put one corner inside the other (you’ve folded it in half). Do the same to the other two corners so that you have all four corners tucked in together (you’ve folded it into a quarter). Lay the sheet down and smooth the fitted sides so that it’s a nice square. Fold to fit the storage space. No biggie. Super simple.
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posted on
12/03/2011 10:10:42 AM PST
by
bgill
(The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
To: bgill
Could you repeat that again please...ping
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:00:10 AM PST
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: Java4Jay; SortaBichy
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:00:51 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
To: mamelukesabre
I still have 600 VHS. What I recorded myself will NOT be sold on disc
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:12:07 AM PST
by
eccentric
(a.k.a. baldwidow)
To: PoloSec
Basically, just get the corners all tucked into one corner. When that’s done, it’s folded into quarters. Then it’s just a matter of aligning or smoothing out the edges so it’s a nice square and then fold to fit the linen closet.
I stand up, can’t do it sitting down. 1) Ok, put your hands in two corners (a top corner and a bottom corner along one of the long sides), stand up and stretch your arms out. 2) Put your hands together tucking one corner inside the other. 3) Keeping one hand inside the orginal corners, bend down and grab the last two corners. 4) Tuck the last two corners over the orignal corners so that all corners are tucked into one which automatically folds the sheet into fourths. 5) Lay it down (corner and floppy sides up) and smooth the outter edges. 6) Fold as you normally would to store.
HTH.
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:17:00 AM PST
by
bgill
(The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
To: eccentric
I haved a lot too- i wish there was a machine that would let you put in a tape and put in a disc and walk away - come back two hours later and it is copied to disk and you can toss it
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:21:04 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(Physically unable to profreed <--- oops, see?)
To: Java4Jay
15. I wish Google Maps had an Avoid Ghetto routing option.
Yup.
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posted on
12/03/2011 11:23:20 AM PST
by
gitmo
(Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
To: ErnBatavia
The only thing missing was that "Martin Luther King Boulevard" was not underlined. That street name is *always* bad news...
Cheers!
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posted on
12/03/2011 12:41:27 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: gitmo; Java4Jay
15. I wish Google Maps had an Avoid Ghetto routing option. See post #31 and note especially the name of the street involved.
Cheers!
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posted on
12/03/2011 12:42:53 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Java4Jay
1. Sometimes Ill look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Then upon closer inspection, I realize I am not wearing a watch.
To: PeterPrinciple
someone else likes Toby Keith....
To: Java4Jay; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; ...
17. How many times is it appropriate to say What? before you just nod and smile because you still didnt hear or understand a word they said? Careful when dealing with a low-talker, or this might happen.
(Seinfeld Ping. If you want on, just say "Arrrhh!")
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