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So, the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop......
iwakeup with TODAY ^ | november 23, 2011 | unknown

Posted on 11/23/2011 8:53:45 AM PST by beebuster2000

Dalai Lama Link


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dalai
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1 posted on 11/23/2011 8:53:47 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

make me one with everything


2 posted on 11/23/2011 8:54:29 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

fine, go ahead and ruin my joke for everyone.


3 posted on 11/23/2011 8:56:25 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

sorry


4 posted on 11/23/2011 8:57:32 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: beebuster2000

I get the joke and it’s still not funny.


5 posted on 11/23/2011 8:59:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (Monkeys do not like getting slapped, contrary to popular belief.)
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To: beebuster2000

It’d be funny if I had any respect for him.


6 posted on 11/23/2011 9:02:42 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
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7 posted on 11/23/2011 9:02:51 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Lazamataz

<I get the joke and it’s still not funny.

I dunno. I laughed, but maybe in a ‘omg, I can’t believe someone would say this’ kind of way. It’s probably funnier when it’s not said directly to the Dalai Lama.


8 posted on 11/23/2011 9:03:03 AM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, store food, pray for the Republic.)
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To: beebuster2000

What did you expect? That people would click the link?


9 posted on 11/23/2011 9:03:35 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: beebuster2000

>>>fine, go ahead and ruin my joke for everyone.

Fine, steal hits from the blogpimp.


10 posted on 11/23/2011 9:05:13 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: beebuster2000

So, the Dahli Lama walks out of the White House...

11 posted on 11/23/2011 9:05:19 AM PST by Fido969
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Jeez Obama,if you can’t respect your elders-at least try to respect your betters.


12 posted on 11/23/2011 9:14:14 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Fido969

Still amazed by that. Has o’bama ever kicked anyone else out the service entrance of the WH?


13 posted on 11/23/2011 9:15:32 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: beebuster2000

He give the clerk a $50.

And waits

And waits

Finally he says “I’d like my change”

The clerk says “Change comes from within”


14 posted on 11/23/2011 9:16:37 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1037 of America's vacation from reality.)
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To: Keith in Iowa

Blog? What blog? The links go to Youtube.


15 posted on 11/23/2011 9:17:55 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Farmer Dean

o’bama got this idea from Clinton when Bubba made Newt go out the service door of AF1. Same thing.


16 posted on 11/23/2011 9:21:00 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Lazamataz

The Dolly Parton walks into a pizza shop...

The punchline is “Those aren’t pepperonis!”


17 posted on 11/23/2011 9:22:37 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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I’ve got a vague recollection that Benjamin Netanyahu may have also been accorded that honor.


18 posted on 11/23/2011 9:31:48 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Kirkwood

Youtube is a glorified blog. Someone, somewhere is deriving benefit from having a hit directed there - be it you, or someone else...

And it’s still a stupid, old tired joke that wasn’t funny in the first place.


19 posted on 11/23/2011 9:53:24 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: Fido969

Hey! Dalai! Here’s some enlightenment! Wear some socks! Better yet, get some snow boots! Wearing flip-flops in the snow. Smart as an American teenager.


20 posted on 11/23/2011 9:53:47 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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