Looks like (s)he used some on (him)herself.
Some things you just can't make up:
Morris was arrested after injecting a woman seeking butt implants with a mixture of cement, super glue, mineral oil, and Fix-A-Flat tire mender.
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To: Second Amendment First
The “QUESTION”....Would Laz hit it???
To: Second Amendment First
ROFLMAO.....
opps......
actually... when gravity takes over and the glue fails.. the idiot shall have that ass at its heels.. and those thighs at its knees...
looks like a bad case of toothpaste tube squeeze
now That is huge and series right there folks
ROFLMAO
EL
3 posted on
11/20/2011 5:39:38 AM PST by
Eureka_Lead
(No political party has ever become a dictatorship when the citizens have firearms - Stay Vigilant)
To: Second Amendment First
OMG - we have all had a ROTFLSOMC moment over this at my house....
4 posted on
11/20/2011 5:39:54 AM PST by
C. Edmund Wright
(Moderator of Florida Tea Party Convention Presidential Debate)
To: Second Amendment First
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just wear some pillows inside her pants?
To: Second Amendment First
Like Shakira says “My hips don’t lie.”
10 posted on
11/20/2011 5:44:46 AM PST by
Molon Labbie
("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
To: Second Amendment First
Looks like he has a defective valve stem.
11 posted on
11/20/2011 5:44:59 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Second Amendment First
This is not funny, but... Fix a Flat??? LOL!!
To: Second Amendment First
WTF!!!???
15 posted on
11/20/2011 5:54:13 AM PST by
Bobalu
(More rubble, less trouble)
To: Second Amendment First
That is... so... wrong...
16 posted on
11/20/2011 6:00:02 AM PST by
fieldmarshaldj
(Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day Parade)
To: Second Amendment First
What is it with that stupid term “transgendered”. That thing is a female impersonator.
17 posted on
11/20/2011 6:00:40 AM PST by
Bigg Red
(Maryland girl on the Cain Train)
To: Second Amendment First
Seriously, who would let a person like this provide them “care”?
19 posted on
11/20/2011 6:06:13 AM PST by
jocon307
To: Second Amendment First
21 posted on
11/20/2011 6:14:45 AM PST by
snarkytart
(http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=2619224%2C1)
To: Second Amendment First
Junk in the trunk?... Hell that’s a whole landfill....
To: Second Amendment First
You have to be crazy to do business with a crazy.
24 posted on
11/20/2011 6:23:48 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: RepRivFarm
25 posted on
11/20/2011 6:23:49 AM PST by
Conservaliberty
(If Paul and Palin were running mates, would their foreign policies be like matter and anti-matter?)
To: deoetdoctrinae
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26 posted on
11/20/2011 6:24:35 AM PST by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
To: Second Amendment First
injecting Fix-A-Flat into patient’s rear endLooks like it worked.
27 posted on
11/20/2011 6:53:41 AM PST by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: Second Amendment First
There’s an old joke....something about burying her face down, and using her butt for a bicycle rack..
28 posted on
11/20/2011 7:12:08 AM PST by
ken5050
To: Second Amendment First
I’m horrified. Her system is now so overloaded with highly toxic material, how does she have a chance to live even for another 10 years? She’s doomed and this...monster...it should be put down at once.
29 posted on
11/20/2011 7:12:15 AM PST by
Caipirabob
( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Second Amendment First
what is that? the “doctor” or the “patient”?
30 posted on
11/20/2011 7:26:07 AM PST by
Morgana
(This space for rent.........cheap)
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