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Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat
ABC ^
| November 18, 2011
| Dan Childs
Posted on 11/18/2011 8:02:18 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.
And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: butts; cement; cosmeticsurgery; napl; weird
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Well, that's a rather unique headline.
To: ConservativeStatement
And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.You made me look. And I will never forgive you.
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:04:40 PM PST
by
John123
(US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
To: ConservativeStatement
My mom calls a padded bra a fix-a-flat.
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:07:03 PM PST
by
o-n-money
To: John123
It definitely stretches Sir Mix a Lot's preference to the max.
To: All
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:09:09 PM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:10:40 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
betcha she’d go 40,000 miles and never go flat!
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:24:46 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: John123
I’ll never eat again. And if you show me a picture of Helen Thomas, I’ll gouge out my eyes.
To: ConservativeStatement
Now, THAT’S a freakin’ caboose.
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:27:51 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: Daffynition
Ugh. Paging Sir-Mix-Alot.....
Or Steven Tyler. After all, that dude looks like a lady
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:29:21 PM PST
by
surroundedbyblue
(Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
To: Allegra
Now, THATS a freakin caboose.
Where'd you get that caboose?
Home Depot.
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:34:28 PM PST
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: Daffynition
Please don’t play that KC and the Sunshine Band song Shake Your Booty. That would cause an earthquake.
To: Daffynition
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:37:44 PM PST
by
Aria
( "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.")
To: bigbob
betcha shed
Betcha you didn't read the article.
That's the dude, dude, that was boosting butts...
Steatopygia perhaps?
To: ConservativeStatement
Why don’t they just put an innertube under the skin and use an air chuck?
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posted on
11/18/2011 8:44:23 PM PST
by
Eye of Unk
(E-Cat is the future, unless we want to live in the past.)
To: Daffynition
What the hell? I heard of junk in the trunk, but that’s a whole land fill.
To: Pan_Yan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
As Socrates observed, never get a surgical procedure from a shemale that buys its medical supplies at Home Depot.
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posted on
11/18/2011 9:27:22 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Moochelle got nothin on that bootay.
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posted on
11/18/2011 9:32:47 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: ConservativeStatement
He’s not just the President of the Ass Club for Morons, he’s also a client!
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