Please don’t play that KC and the Sunshine Band song Shake Your Booty. That would cause an earthquake.
I’m reminded of an old Homer and Jethro song:
When I said that
Your bustle
Was cute as can be
You said Homer
That’s no bustle
That’s me
Oh turn me loose
Please reduce
Your caboose
Blubber
Pound for pound you’re just too round for me