LOL! A must-read for those of us who are technologically-challenged!
To: Former Fetus
You might use a toilet, but you generally wouldn’t be the occupant of one....
2 posted on
11/08/2011 6:37:10 AM PST by
freebilly
To: Former Fetus
A toilet as smart as its occupant can be found in the rest rooms of the Democratic Cloakroom in the US Capitol.
3 posted on
11/08/2011 6:43:06 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(At 4 AM, it is a test; at 2 PM, it is a demonstration)
To: Former Fetus
You don't know how to use the three shells?!
4 posted on
11/08/2011 6:46:55 AM PST by
cuban leaf
(Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
To: Former Fetus
Or, if you insist on personally taking control of the flush, there are two icons, showing a small swirl and a big swirl, clockwise if it really matters to you. I guess they have given up on their Australian, South American, etc. customers... or maybe there will be an "export" version for those South of the equator.
5 posted on
11/08/2011 6:49:20 AM PST by
grobdriver
(Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
To: Former Fetus
“A toilet as smart as its occupant”
Before I read this, is this an article about Congress?
7 posted on
11/08/2011 6:57:57 AM PST by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: Former Fetus
I am generally wary of devices where it takes longer to read the instructions than to use. I hope there is some sort of back-up in case of a power failure
8 posted on
11/08/2011 7:10:47 AM PST by
jmcenanly
(Things will be better in 2013)
To: Former Fetus
The Numi has a built-in FM radio and stereo speakers and a connection for an MP3 player, meaning if you have a teenage daughter you are never going to get her out of the bathroom. Men, who grow immersed in Sports Illustrated or Playboy and lose track of time, might be convinced to speed up the processWhat?!?
No mention of FReeping with an iPad or smartphone whilst throning?
Sports Illustrated? Yeck!
9 posted on
11/08/2011 7:16:35 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Idi Obama = Just your everyday, ordinary, 3rd World Dictator)
To: Former Fetus
The OWS toilets are already as smart as their occupants.
10 posted on
11/08/2011 7:23:40 AM PST by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Former Fetus
MEN: For heaven’s sake, whatever you do... NEVER EVER EVER press the ATR button.
12 posted on
11/08/2011 8:01:36 AM PST by
NerdDad
("I don't dislike Obama because he's black -- I don't like his white half either." N. Boortz)
To: Former Fetus
Using best Ron White voice... “Is that cake?”
13 posted on
11/08/2011 8:05:42 AM PST by
NerdDad
("I don't dislike Obama because he's black -- I don't like his white half either." N. Boortz)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
14 posted on
11/08/2011 8:07:14 AM PST by
NerdDad
("I don't dislike Obama because he's black -- I don't like his white half either." N. Boortz)
To: Former Fetus; Slings and Arrows
FTA: “When it senses someone coming, the toilet seat gently rises and then lowers itself on departure, solving a problem that has bedeviled male-female relations at least as far back as the invention of the outhouse.”
Wow. I can see this contraption bedeviling my kitty, as she is in the habit of using the seat as a step between floor and counter where water and food are.
The one (accidental) dunking resulted in a scathing look of betrayal that I never wanted to earn again, LOL.
18 posted on
11/08/2011 1:02:57 PM PST by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Former Fetus; Slings and Arrows
Best damn terlet EVAH.
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