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!!Breaking!! Cain accuser, he fathered my baby.
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Posted on 11/07/2011 10:10:29 AM PST by mnehring
Breaking. Cain's newest accuser has broken silence. In a shocking revelation, Cain is accused of being the father of the accuser's baby.
The baby's mother, a Justin Bieber, said she was stuned when she saw Cain on TV and is sure that Cain fathered her expected baby even though they have never met.
Beiber was Stuned.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allred; beiber; bieber; cain; hermancain; humor; itsajoke; satire; stune
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:10:35 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: humblegunner
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:12:48 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
It is a LIE! That kid has too much hair to be Cain’s!
/s
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:13:19 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
To: mnehring
This story is obviously false.
Justin Bieber isn’t old enough to conceive a child.
4
posted on
11/07/2011 10:14:28 AM PST
by
humblegunner
(The kinder, gentler version...)
To: MNJohnnie
That’s the mother, not the child.
5
posted on
11/07/2011 10:15:27 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
6
posted on
11/07/2011 10:19:11 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
I knew something wasn’t right with that boy. I didn’t think it was a v*g*na, though.
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:20:36 AM PST
by
JohnBrowdie
(http://forum.stink-eye.net)
To: mnehring
Cool! This is like Clinton’s love baby. Who said history doesn’t repeat itself?
8
posted on
11/07/2011 10:23:59 AM PST
by
pallis
To: mnehring
NOT Funny! I about pooped my pants, lol
9
posted on
11/07/2011 10:27:05 AM PST
by
GoCards
(I am a Hobbit)
To: mnehring
This thread has no honor.
10
posted on
11/07/2011 10:28:57 AM PST
by
McGruff
(Hold the House, take the Senate.)
To: mnehring
Bieber was stuned. Perfect.
11
posted on
11/07/2011 10:30:50 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: mnehring
JUST BREAKING:
Another woman will accuse Cain of sexually molesting her. When it happened, the woman was an undergraduate at Penn State, and working at the local Godfather's pizza. Her boy friend was on the football team, so she reported the incident to Joe Paterno, but he did nothing about it
12
posted on
11/07/2011 10:32:07 AM PST
by
ken5050
(Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
To: mnehring
Set your beeber to stune.
13
posted on
11/07/2011 10:33:07 AM PST
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
To: McGruff
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:35:54 AM PST
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
To: Smokin' Joe; mnehring; al baby
mnehring ~
Bieber was stuned. Smokin' Joe ~ Perfect.
Not quite perfect. Needs a ping for al baby...
15
posted on
11/07/2011 10:37:17 AM PST
by
null and void
(MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
To: mnehring
LOL!!! LOL some more. (Out of control) LOL!!!
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:37:59 AM PST
by
jimfree
(In 2012 Sarah Palin will have more quality executive experience than Barack Obama.)
To: ken5050
Yeah. Just leave Cain alone. He hasn’t been accused of anything as bad as what Newt did to his wives.
To: truthfreedom
He hasn’t been accused of anything as bad as what Newt did to his wives.And those have been disproved as well.
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posted on
11/07/2011 10:42:07 AM PST
by
aimhigh
To: mnehring
It’s not the evidence that counts! It’s the seriousness of the charge!
Did Lucy Ramirez give you that picture?
To: aimhigh
Newt cheated on his first wife.
Fact. Not disproved.
Newt divorced his first wife.
Fact. Not disproved.
Newt cheated on his second wife.
Fact. Not disproved.
Newt divorced his second wife.
Fact. Not disproved.
What was Cain accused of? Making a remark?
Unless what Cain did would be considered sexual assault or rape, what Newt did was worse.
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