Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First

FoxNews.com ^ | 11/02/2011

[Responsibility2nd]

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.

Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract.

[Lazamataz]

[Mouton]

When one factors in the lesbos who will flock to the news stands, this may be one of the largest selling playboy’s of all time.

[maddog55]

Thanks for the blurry pic, it’s easier on the eyes. Otherwise she’s a skank.

[VeniVidiVici]

I don't look fat, do I?

[Dixie Yooper]

Has she announced that she’s doing the remake of Chained Heat yet? It might be beyond her acting skills to out do Linda Blair’s stunning performance.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

The community service for Lohan should be picking up cigarette butts on Santa Monica beach.

A butt picking up a butt. Very appropriate in her case!

I guess you know you’ve hit rock bottom when even the homeless want nothing to do with you.

[Scoutmaster]

Lindsay Lohan's teeth? You mean these?

Excuse me. I have a compelling urge to floss and brush.

[Responsibility2nd]

I guess you know you’ve hit rock bottom when even the homeless want nothing to do with you.

 

 

This guy agrees with you.