Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted

IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

[anotherBarbarian]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We have a child support order, 100 kilos of herring a month.

The FOTC says that they will forward it when we have a fixed address.

For some reason "The Flying Castle, Beyond Mars, Heading out Thataway" is not considered a valid address. People can be so picky!

[NicknamedBob]

Maybe we should swing by and collect on it.

Then we could leave them a note:

“Good-Bye! And thanks for all the fish!”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We probably should.

The notices have gone from polite to threatening to pleading. I think we have filled up their back room.

[NicknamedBob]

I propose we donate it to Rexxy, who was secretly repatriated some time ago.

We really couldn’t afford to keep him.

[LibreOuMort]

Thank you, T-C and family. We miss him terribly. We know he never would have copped out on life. Only those who did not know him could think such a thing. Thanks for standing by us. We love you!

[LibreOuMort]

That’s what I said, only not quite like that...
I hope I can come East and see you sometime. I simply must experience the Timbuktu.

[LibreOuMort]

Thanks, ‘Face! I feel better knowing you understand. Prayers are most welcome and very much needed. The Sionn I remember was always talking about what we were doing to do and where we were going to travel next. He always wanted me to go to Vienna.....

[LibreOuMort]

Thanks you, Harmless Teddy Bear. It’s nice to know others who knew him. Prayers most welcome. It’s been a tough 5 1/2 months.

[LibreOuMort]

Please forgive me, Danae. I thought I had gotten to all Sionn’s FRiends. Sionn left the planet on June 4th. We miss him terribly. It is comforting to know we are not alone. God bless you!

[LibreOuMort]

One paid, the other withheld pending the final outcome. No word yet on whether they intend to make it right. We paid on that policy for nearly 30 years!

[LibreOuMort]

It is truly unfathomable - our family are still in shock. This will take time to digest - I imagine we will never really accept it. Sionnsar was not the kind of man to act selfishly. We are grateful for your prayers.

[Tax-chick]

Most states (if not all) allow only a 2-year exclusion, from the policy initiation date, for suicides, so if the company balks at the report from CA, call your state insurance department. We had one customer at That Insurance Company where I worked, who killed himself two years and a day after his policy was finalized. Even though he’d clearly planned it well in advance, the company paid as always - it’s the law.

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

"I hope I can come East and see you sometime. I simply must experience the Timbuktu."

I would be pleased to be your host, to provide your transportation from the airport, and to reminisce with you.

Contact me at any point in your planning.

[Tax-chick]

Off to the salt mines ...

There’s lots of chirping in the yard this morning. The catz are excited: Shannon is outside thinking carnivorous thoughts Up Close to the prey, while Jake is up in the girls’ bedroom window discussing the situation.

The weather dragon says it will rain.

[Tax-chick]

Do any of you know where I put the bill for the house payment?

[angcat]

Ann Coulter was doing her Romney campaigning last night along with Hannity. She just loves him, what's up with that?

[Darksheare]

http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/2471

NNB, did you inspire the above madness or did I?

[Tax-chick]

They both have lovely hair.

[Tax-chick]

Can you look in your viewer and see where I put the house payment bill?