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Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted
IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

Posted on 10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT by anotherBarbarian

Edited on 10/28/2011 6:36:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.


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To: Tax-chick

The one about the “Vegan Bean Loaf” cracks me up....


761 posted on 11/15/2011 2:57:37 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Yeah, that was cute.


762 posted on 11/15/2011 2:58:21 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Without common referents, we are all merely inarticulate refugees from Babel."~Nicknamedbob)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t know why, but just about all the ones under “Bomb-Cratered War Zone” are funny to me. Hmmm. Must be all the memories of recent Thanksgiving feasts....


763 posted on 11/15/2011 3:01:28 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

We have reasonably peaceful meals at our house, aside from the usual children griping at each other over nothing.


764 posted on 11/15/2011 3:02:59 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Without common referents, we are all merely inarticulate refugees from Babel."~Nicknamedbob)
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To: Tax-chick
looks like growlers of Dogfish IPA it is...
765 posted on 11/15/2011 3:11:52 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Could be worse!


766 posted on 11/15/2011 3:12:45 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Without common referents, we are all merely inarticulate refugees from Babel."~Nicknamedbob)
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To: JRios1968

767 posted on 11/15/2011 3:26:18 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you got ta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: Tax-chick
oh yeah... Happy Thanksgiving
768 posted on 11/15/2011 3:33:16 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Tax-chick

Where can I get a Pilgrim-themed Taser?


769 posted on 11/15/2011 3:34:26 PM PST by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: Chode

I plan to have one, in about a week and a half. Tonight it’s frozen pizza or “shut up and heat some leftovers.”


770 posted on 11/15/2011 3:35:09 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Without common referents, we are all merely inarticulate refugees from Babel."~Nicknamedbob)
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To: null and void

Try ThinkGeek.com


771 posted on 11/15/2011 3:35:49 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Without common referents, we are all merely inarticulate refugees from Babel."~Nicknamedbob)
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To: Chode; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"oh yeah... Happy Thanksgiving"

Am I the only one who remembers that our whole plesiosaur misadventure turned out that way because we were attempting to prepare a Thanksgiving Feast?

772 posted on 11/15/2011 3:42:22 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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To: LibreOuMort

I find that very hard to fathom. Prayer for you and yours.


773 posted on 11/15/2011 3:45:51 PM PST by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: NicknamedBob


774 posted on 11/15/2011 3:52:40 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: NicknamedBob

No.


775 posted on 11/15/2011 3:54:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah yes, the great genetic lab OOPs moment.


776 posted on 11/15/2011 4:30:08 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Chode; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Conspiracy Guy; ...

No, actually it involved time travel.

And even with the time machine, we didn’t have time enough to cook a plesiosaur before Thanksgiving, so we put her in the moat until later.

How were we to know that something mischievous would happen when we got to Loch Ness?

Ah, the memories!


777 posted on 11/15/2011 5:08:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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To: Tax-chick
This is going to be the first Thanksgiving EVER with all of us together. The last time we had Thanksgiving together I was 16 and elder sibling and now SIL were just dating. That was a couple of days ago.

I'm going to bring dressing, some wine and a taser. That should cover all eventualities.

778 posted on 11/15/2011 6:29:00 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
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To: NicknamedBob
Just as well. Can you imagine the vat we would have needed for the gravy?
779 posted on 11/15/2011 6:30:25 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

We would have had to plant the whole swampy area in cranberries.

Besides, the plesiosaur is a very gentle creature. Too bad she has bad taste in suitors.

You’ll notice that no one has seen him since we left Loch Ness. Irresponsible blackguard!


780 posted on 11/15/2011 6:42:19 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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