We would have had to plant the whole swampy area in cranberries.
Besides, the plesiosaur is a very gentle creature. Too bad she has bad taste in suitors.
You’ll notice that no one has seen him since we left Loch Ness. Irresponsible blackguard!
The FOTC says that they will forward it when we have a fixed address.
For some reason "The Flying Castle, Beyond Mars, Heading out Thataway" is not considered a valid address. People can be so picky!