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Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted
IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

Posted on 10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT by anotherBarbarian

Edited on 10/28/2011 6:36:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.


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To: NicknamedBob

Same as a camel.


1,021 posted on 11/24/2011 8:40:26 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: Monkey Face; TheOldLady

Back from church. It’s a beautiful sunny day here, presently 55 but will get even warmer.

I got the portable roaster oven out and found it hadn’t been cleaned after the last use (Easter? Christmas? last Thanksgiving?). Unnngh. After lots of scrubbing and a large amount of boiling water, the pets love the way my hands smell and the roaster can be used for the turkey any time.

Once the turkey is on, we’ll figure the time needed for other items to be prepared. Tom’s pies turned out well, but there was a spill in the oven, so I need to check it out before it’s turned on again. We don’t want the Fire Department!


1,022 posted on 11/24/2011 8:45:05 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

Male, female, adult, juvenile?

From a camel to an elephant or a blue whale, I would think.


1,023 posted on 11/24/2011 8:46:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. <My mother said it first.>)
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To: Monkey Face

For sure...and some of those recipes! Whoooeeeee!!


1,024 posted on 11/24/2011 8:51:44 AM PST by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you got ta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: Tax-chick

The pies here spilled on the counter, not in the oven.

The turkey is in now, then I’ll make the whipped cream and then the potatoes. Everything else doesn’t take much time at all.

My pies are YUMMY!!!


1,025 posted on 11/24/2011 8:51:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Even if the overall dimensions are larger, the plesiosaur has kind of the same body configuration as a camel, as opposed to an elephant.

Dig a big hole in the ground. Cover the bottom with hot charcoal. Wrap the animal in banana leaves and place on the coals. Cover with more wet leaves. Add more coals on top. Cover with earth. Drink lots, and come back when you wake up tomorrow.

Oh, I forgot ... throw in some garlic!


1,026 posted on 11/24/2011 8:52:41 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: Monkey Face

We have whipped-cream-substance in the freezer. This is Tom’s first effort at pumpkin pies, but they look nice.

I might make rolls, once the turkey is in.


1,027 posted on 11/24/2011 8:54:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: abigailsmybaby

A trip down memory lane with someone who has bad taste! LOL!


1,028 posted on 11/24/2011 8:54:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Darn!

Banana leaves? I knew I forgot something.


1,029 posted on 11/24/2011 9:38:33 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

The dough for the rolls is rising. Tom kneaded it, with interesting results. Perhaps he has an unusual chemical something-or-other.


1,030 posted on 11/24/2011 10:44:56 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m going to forego rolls. What with potatoes, stuffing and pie, the carbs are well represented!

Right now, I’m wishing it were over. My drains are stopped up, but I don’t want to call anyone until tomorrow. *sigh*

Anyway, the potatoes and dressing are next, then I just have to wait. The turkey is slow cooking...nicely....


1,031 posted on 11/24/2011 11:26:16 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, dear ... drains.

I just put potatoes on to boil; now I need to get back to the sweet potatoes, which I cooked and mashed yesterday. The rolls can start baking in about 15 minutes.

Bill is registered for 3 college classes starting in January. I believe they’re all in subjects he already covered in high school, so everything is in place for a Success.


1,032 posted on 11/24/2011 1:04:16 PM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: NicknamedBob
@350oF, 20 minutes per pound times 44,000 pounds for a 15 meter long Plesiosaur... Add an extra 5 minutes per pound of stuffing if you stuff it first.

About two years give or take a month.

Of course, there are ways to speed that up. Use an internally heated rotisserie. Heat it partially from the inside out.

We could just super heat the moat and cook it until it floats...

1,033 posted on 11/24/2011 6:48:28 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy Thanksgiving, ‘Face! Hope it was a great one for you.


1,034 posted on 11/24/2011 7:41:35 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
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To: SandyInSeattle; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; ...

Though how you can tell this from regular kitteh-sleeps, I don't know.

1,035 posted on 11/25/2011 3:52:56 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Thanks, Sandy! I hope your day was a good one, too!


1,036 posted on 11/25/2011 5:30:32 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: Tax-chick

And now the clean-up begins...I may have to wash dishes in the bathtub. I’ll try to free up the drains, but I don’t know if it will work for long. If I can keep from calling Maintenance until Monday, I’ll be a happy camper. I hate to pull anyone away from family time.


1,037 posted on 11/25/2011 5:33:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Whoa! Doesn’t sound like you stuffed yourself, yesterday! Your brain is working just fine! LOL!

How is the new baby? You haven’t mentioned her lately. Is she sleeping nights, now?


1,038 posted on 11/25/2011 5:38:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (Keep a "Thank You" book to remind yourself of all the good things that come to you every day.)
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To: NicknamedBob; All

” Just out of idle curiosity, how long would it take to cook a plesiosaur?

I tried Google, but they were no help.”

Slow roast like a prime rib.....about 4 hours.


1,039 posted on 11/25/2011 6:38:06 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse

” And now the clean-up begins...I may have to wash dishes in the bathtub.”

LOL!


1,040 posted on 11/25/2011 6:39:11 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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