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To: nickcarraway
That must be one helluva cucumber!
To: nickcarraway
Who's in charge of the cucumber PING list here?
To: nickcarraway
I hope it wasn't Otter.
5 posted on
10/19/2011 1:21:11 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
Two lesbians at a supermarket yesterday afternoon were buying an English cucumber. “Let’s get one to eat, too,” I overheard one say to the other.
To: nickcarraway
"..it's perfrickry queer to me"
7 posted on
10/19/2011 1:25:11 PM PDT by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
Hendrick’s Recommends:
2.5 parts gin
.5 parts dry vermouth
1 cucumber slice
Stir in a mixing glass and strain in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a cucumber.
To: nickcarraway
Did he also steal a condom?
10 posted on
10/19/2011 1:31:19 PM PDT by
JPG
(America is worth saving. All hands on deck!)
To: nickcarraway
Made the wrong choice in trying to get out of that pickle.
To: nickcarraway
Last words: “Damn fine cucumbers!...I’d jump two stories for these!”
To: nickcarraway
>> after he was caught stealing a “farm-fresh green cucumber”
Maybe the punishment for stealing a “farm-fresh, green cucumber” is a lot worse than if you steal a regular old cucumber and he was driven to suicide by dispair.
If it had been an “organically grown, sun-drenched, free roaming, farm-fresh, green cucmber” they may have shot him on the spot.
To: nickcarraway
He probably watched too many movies where people are jumping off of stuff and getting away. Hindsight being 20/20... he probably should have tried working his way up to two stories. When I was a child my cousin and I pretended we were paratroopers and jumped from ever higher parts of my grandma’s roof until we worked our way up to a couple stories. Of course we only weighed about 60 pounds and she put a stop to it when she caught us.
18 posted on
10/19/2011 1:36:16 PM PDT by
fireman15
(Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
To: nickcarraway
“How can someone sacrifice their life for a vegetable?” Someone, somewhere will take this on as a mantra....
22 posted on
10/19/2011 1:41:06 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Veg-end)
To: nickcarraway
“How can someone sacrifice their life for a vegetable?”Maybe the boy was a fruit?
To: nickcarraway
I'd say the cucumber made him do it.
25 posted on
10/19/2011 1:47:00 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
To: nickcarraway
Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap?
26 posted on
10/19/2011 1:49:46 PM PDT by
pogo101
To: nickcarraway
Got himself in a real pickle..........
27 posted on
10/19/2011 1:51:08 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Obama's number one economics advisor must be a Magic Eight Ball.................)
To: nickcarraway
In one day he went from cucumbers to squash....
30 posted on
10/19/2011 1:55:19 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: nickcarraway
Could have been worse. Could have been squashed or gourd to death.
35 posted on
10/19/2011 2:16:25 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
To: nickcarraway
A Darwin award winner? I’d vote for him.
36 posted on
10/19/2011 2:23:18 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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