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It's funny Because It's True
Posted on 09/28/2011 4:49:49 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler
A foreigner, a Muslim and a Marxist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"
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To: Jeff Chandler
Funnier when it was posted a year or so ago
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:52:18 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
To: Jeff Chandler
Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:52:51 PM PDT
by
hflynn
To: Jeff Chandler
I like Greg Guttfield’s joke.
Q. What do you call someone who voted for Obama in 08 but won’t vote for him now?
A. A racist.
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:53:13 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: al baby
Funnier now that he has been unmasked!
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:54:08 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Cain/Bachmann 2012 ?)
To: Jeff Chandler
Mooche-elle was walking down the street with a duck under her arm.
A passing drunk, stopped and said “Where’d you get the pig?”
She said, “It’s not a pig . . . it’s a duck>”
He said, “I was talking to the duck.”
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:56:23 PM PDT
by
laweeks
To: al baby
Oh yeah like I’m going to do a search on a vanity.
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posted on
09/28/2011 4:57:59 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(I never win at Scrable.)
To: saradippity
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posted on
09/28/2011 5:01:26 PM PDT
by
Phx_RC
(President Palin - no one in the race is even close.)
To: al baby; Jeff Chandler
I like the presentation better this time. Some people are just better with inflections.
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posted on
09/28/2011 5:03:43 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.)
To: Jeff Chandler
haha. Not bad. Keep ‘em coming.
To: Jeff Chandler
I heard that a Christian, a Muslim, a black man, a white man and a communist walk into the bar. The bartender says - “what can I you, Mr. President”.
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posted on
09/28/2011 5:21:45 PM PDT
by
stansblugrassgrl
(PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
To: Jeff Chandler
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.
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posted on
09/28/2011 5:25:57 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Stop me if you heard this one before..Obama loses the election in the largest landside in the history of America so he decides to start a farm in Venezuela. So, he is going to need a few things to get started. A chicken, a rooster, and a donkey....
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posted on
09/28/2011 5:44:23 PM PDT
by
Leep
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To: hflynn
Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.
....or as my husband always says he agreed to for better or
worse, but there was no mention of the extra 30%
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posted on
09/28/2011 6:00:21 PM PDT
by
mouse1
To: ThomasThomas
Some people are just better with inflections.I put some stuff the doctor gave me on it and it cleared right up.
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posted on
09/28/2011 10:12:09 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(I never win at Scrable.)
To: al baby; Jeff Chandler
What’s really sad is that not six-months after Ombama’s visit - the guy’s bar went out of business.
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posted on
09/28/2011 10:22:45 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: Jeff Chandler
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
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posted on
10/01/2011 12:07:48 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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