Funnier when it was posted a year or so ago
Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.
I like Greg Guttfield’s joke.
Q. What do you call someone who voted for Obama in 08 but won’t vote for him now?
A. A racist.
Mooche-elle was walking down the street with a duck under her arm.
A passing drunk, stopped and said “Where’d you get the pig?”
She said, “It’s not a pig . . . it’s a duck>”
He said, “I was talking to the duck.”
haha. Not bad. Keep ‘em coming.
I heard that a Christian, a Muslim, a black man, a white man and a communist walk into the bar. The bartender says - “what can I you, Mr. President”.
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.
Stop me if you heard this one before..Obama loses the election in the largest landside in the history of America so he decides to start a farm in Venezuela. So, he is going to need a few things to get started. A chicken, a rooster, and a donkey....
I love your books.