Posted on 09/26/2011 12:34:51 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A 23-year old woman is accused of stealing a hearse containing the body of an 85-year-old woman.
Police say the hearse's driver left the vehicle's door open and the engine running outside a funeral home Tuesday while he went to unlock the door to the building.
After he stepped away, police say Angela Dehart jumped into the hearse and took off.
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She reportedly told investigators she and her girlfriend were arguing in another car and she got angry and decided to leave in the hearse.
Police found the hearse and the body a couple hours later outside DeHart's house.
DeHart faces charges of grand larceny and displacement of a body.
Good thing it wasn’t a horse with a body inside.
There would be a lot less of this if we still hung hearse thieves.
The other FR thread on this had a better title. Something like “Lesbian Steals Hearse with Body inside Heads to Beaver”. (Beaver, West Virgina that is).
it happened in Beckley, WV.
In Florida this would have resulted in the driver who left the vehicle running being ticketed and it would be unlikely to be prosecuted as a theft.
“A hearse is a hearse!” she cursed, she cursed,
And no one would steal a hearse so terse,
Unless the verse about the hearse is the.....
(Can’t go on. Somebody please finish it. Too early...)
Some people go to great lengths to use the HOV lanes on the freeways.
Here’s the thread title I was thinking of. (Even better than I recalled!)
Lesbian Steals Hearse With a Stiff Inside and Heads Toward Beaver
The Smoking Gun via IowntheWorld dot com ^ | September 21, 2011
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2781815/posts
This had been posted with a better original title and less misleading content.
First of all, it wasn’t a “woman”, it was a lesbo.
Next, there was no “body” in the hearse, it was a “stiff”.
And finally, the hometown of the criminal was named Beaver.
Lesbian Steals Hearse With a Stiff Inside and Heads Toward Beaver
The Smoking Gun via IowntheWorld dot com ^ | September 21, 2011
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2781815/posts
I would never imagine a hearse with a body, a lesbian, and a beaver in the same story but yea this is beyond funny
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