The other FR thread on this had a better title. Something like “Lesbian Steals Hearse with Body inside Heads to Beaver”. (Beaver, West Virgina that is).
“A hearse is a hearse!” she cursed, she cursed,
And no one would steal a hearse so terse,
Unless the verse about the hearse is the.....
(Can’t go on. Somebody please finish it. Too early...)