Duuuuuuuude! You'd have to pay me a lot to hit that.
Posted on 09/23/2011 11:33:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Bradenton, Florida -- When an alleged prostitute put an undercover officer on the spot, he was prepared with a rubber... rubber set of genitals to be exact.
Manatee County deputies were conducting a prostitution sting on the night of September 14, when 31-year-old Christina Vavra reportedly got into an undercover deputy's unmarked vehicle.
According to Vavra's arrest report, the undercover deputy asked how much it would cost for oral sex, to which she replied, "You get however much you think you need."
After stopping to get cash, the undercover deputy put several 20-dollar bills in a cupholder, asking that she not take it all so he could have some left over for groceries.
As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it.
The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.
After saying he was uncomfortable doing this while driving, he pulled into another parking lot. The deputy again asked for a price, which Vavra allegedly replied $20 for oral sex.
With the suspect giving a price, deputies were finally able to take her into custody.
Vavra has had a history of prostitution arrests in Manatee and Sarasota counties.
(Excerpt) Read more at bradenton.wtsp.com ...
What the heck is your wife reading so early in the morning?!
A good opossum is key to these types of stings. Here in Texas we use Armadillo’s......
Yeah I know....hookers are less likely to have leprosy.
And we have a long time congresscritter who lets his boyfriend turn tricks out of their apt
New keyboard!
Hi. My name is Chaz Bono.
flaccid rubber replica =. The Chaz Boner
Pass.
That’s a man, baby
“Cops know how to have a good time in Bradenton”
Bradenton cops were stung a few years back having real sex with prostitutes in their patrol cars. I agree that this cop is just a pervert. You don’t have to actually receive oral sex on your real member or your fake member to bust her/him for prostitution. Our tax dollars at work.
FTA: The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.
It is obvious the cop is either a genius to use a fake... or he’s already had this happen with the real one!
Ditto. Whatever happened to the cop rolling down the window and asking how much for sex? This is sort of beyond the pale.
It was a set-up - that opossum was a stoolie.
Perfect!
I buy ‘em in bulk. ;^)
Those laws only apply to Republicans.
Somewhat less likely, yes.
My work here is done.
What a lovely example of blooming female pulchritude. Too bad it’s a guy.
Treacherous little gits, those possums.
There’s always something...
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