To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Ivan Mendel ate 10 dumplings in half a minute to win first place and a one-liter jar of sour cream....
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Ooops. Shoulda checked the expiration date on that sour cream.
2 posted on
09/22/2011 11:03:48 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
3 posted on
09/22/2011 11:05:48 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
If all it took was 10 dumplings to kill him, he was practically on deaths door anyway.
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Shoulda had gravy to wash 'em down!

5 posted on
09/22/2011 11:11:06 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Ummm, who competes to win sour cream? Isn’t that really the strangest part of this story?
7 posted on
09/22/2011 11:14:25 AM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made out of liberals...)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
I wonder if when people like this eat too much their body goes into overdrive to generate digestive juices and this in turn causes a dangerous electrolyte imbalance that stops the heart?
Could it be possible if they were somewhat deficient in calcium, potasium or sodium?
9 posted on
09/22/2011 11:22:17 AM PDT by
GraceG
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"What's the matter, Champ? Champ, wake up! Wake up! Wake - wake up!"

12 posted on
09/22/2011 11:37:32 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Well, he died doing what he wanted to do. RIP.
13 posted on
09/22/2011 11:37:39 AM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day Parade)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
MMMMMMMMMM..... Homemade dumplings and sour cream. What a way to go.
19 posted on
09/22/2011 11:54:34 AM PDT by
metmom
(For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
They have very good prizes! His wife should be able to retire on that.
22 posted on
09/22/2011 11:57:18 AM PDT by
listenhillary
(Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
27 posted on
09/22/2011 12:22:13 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
In Russia, dumpling contest wins YOU.
32 posted on
09/22/2011 12:37:42 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
So who got the liter jar of sour cream?
33 posted on
09/22/2011 12:37:51 PM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Man wins dumpling eating contest, then dies I don't thing that whole death thing should take away from the fact that the guy did indeed, win the contest.
35 posted on
09/22/2011 12:40:24 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
I’M #1! I’M#1, I’M#1!!.. OOmph...
36 posted on
09/22/2011 12:41:29 PM PDT by
Safetgiver
(I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
And here I thought the disgusting spectacle of “eating contests” was strictly an American pasttime.
37 posted on
09/22/2011 12:42:06 PM PDT by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
In this battle of man vs. food, food won.
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
If they were the kind of dumplings I think they were, I’m not surprised. I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t what the Czechs call “knedliky” or potato dumplings. They are half boiled potatoes and half flour, with a little farina sometimes thrown in to hold them together (as if they needed it). They are generally about the size of a medium potato, although I have seen them bigger and smaller. Usually served with gravy, sauerkraut, roasted pork. They are a very substantial component of a central European meal.
47 posted on
09/22/2011 4:44:07 PM PDT by
redhead
(Never Forget. Never Forget. NEVER FORGET!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Was the runner up named winner and given the sour cream? It’s only fair.
48 posted on
09/22/2011 4:50:06 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
(Disgusted with the establishment GOP and their enablers.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Mmmmmm, varenyky (aka as pierogies.) Whatta great way to go!

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