Here is my example with today's WFTD:
A little Tony Bennett for your prepradial entertainment should help you lose weight by destroying your appetite.
AUDIO: Tony Bennett: We Caused the 9/11 Terrorist Attacks
(He may have left his heart in San Francisco, but he left his mind up somebody's butt.)
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only 
days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Preprandial! Now spelled with an “n”!
Obama’s choice of prepradial conversation concerning the details of his intimate relationship with Michelle was enough to spoil the appetite of everyone attending the State Dinner.
Obama’s The One, thinks he’s primordial
Speaks today before dinner, preprandial
With no teleprompter help
He’d just stutter and yelp
He prefers to speak pre-recordial
A lovely word. But no mention in the FDR story of Mrs. Nesbit. Mrs. Nesbit was FDR’s White House housekeeper who served the worst food in the nation. Churchill hated her!
The preprandial conversation by
The Obamas must be a trip-
With staff hanging on every word
Hoping for a little slip
Perhaps a snipe from Michelle
To set some ears on fire-
An incriminating tidbit to sell
To the National Enquirer
Or maybe even fast and furious words-
The press could hardly wait-
That staffer would get a king’s ransom
For opening the next Watergate...