"which the nation apparently slops on everything except french fries."
Actually, it's good w/ fries as well, especially mixed w/ ketchup.
I once made my own mayo. It tasted just like Hellmann's.
It’s an excellent product. Although the foodies always recommend making your own mayonaisse (yeah, right, I really want my right arm to drop off!), in a pinch, they always suggest Hellmann’s.
Miracle Whip is the only mayo allowed in our home. I hate Hellmann’s. I just can’t stand the taste.
My wife will not eat red beans and rice without a big spoonful or two of mayo mixed in. Says it cuts down on the heat of the cayenne pepper in the beans.