VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.
JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
JULES: What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: Mayonnaise.
JULES: Goddamn!
VINCENT: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they ****in' drown 'em in it.
1 posted on
09/17/2011 7:57:50 AM PDT by
lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
I’ve seen that sketch, but I don’t remember where
$1.3 billion mayo market? Man.
2 posted on
09/17/2011 8:00:02 AM PDT by
Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: lowbridge
hehe
I do put ketchup on french fries! Which is also popular in Germany, as I recall.
3 posted on
09/17/2011 8:00:31 AM PDT by
jjotto
("Ya could look it up!")
To: lowbridge
... which the nation apparently slops on everything except french fries. Says who? It's delicious slathered all over freedom fries. (please don't report me to attack watch).
4 posted on
09/17/2011 8:01:48 AM PDT by
PDMiller
To: lowbridge
I LOVE my Hellmann's mayo. That's a must have always in my home.
"which the nation apparently slops on everything except french fries."
Actually, it's good w/ fries as well, especially mixed w/ ketchup.
I once made my own mayo. It tasted just like Hellmann's.
5 posted on
09/17/2011 8:04:24 AM PDT by
NoGrayZone
("Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being beheaded." Andrew Klavan of PJTV)
To: lowbridge
West of the Rockies, Hellman’s is known as Best Foods, and yes Virginia, it really is the best...
6 posted on
09/17/2011 8:04:29 AM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Obama got mostly Ds and Fs all through college and law school. Keep repeating it.....)
To: lowbridge
Ask Debbie Blabblemouth Schultz - only her hairdresser knows for sure.
8 posted on
09/17/2011 8:10:03 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
To: lowbridge
I had mayonnaise on fries at a bistro in Quebec several years ago. I haven’t had ketchup with them since.
9 posted on
09/17/2011 8:10:41 AM PDT by
PrincessB
(Drill Baby Drill.)
To: lowbridge
I remember, as a kid, being at a friend's house. The dad
made mayonnaise. I mean...he
MADE the stuff. I seriously thought it only came from a Hellman's jar. This was a huge revelation to me.
Another time, they made Thousand Island dressing. That place was like going to another planet.
To: lowbridge
Watch out....zero’s food police, DOJ, and FBI will raid them next....
12 posted on
09/17/2011 8:12:31 AM PDT by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: lowbridge
Or as the people at Gibson guitar said “its nothing to fret about”....
13 posted on
09/17/2011 8:13:51 AM PDT by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: lowbridge
I prefer Miracle Whip
15 posted on
09/17/2011 8:14:29 AM PDT by
Bobalu
(More rubble, less trouble)
To: lowbridge
The reason God made artichokes.
16 posted on
09/17/2011 8:15:08 AM PDT by
Excellence
( CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
To: lowbridge
"MayonNAISE!"
18 posted on
09/17/2011 8:16:15 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
To: lowbridge
“Heinz Ketchup is a distant third with $278.6 million in sales, edged out by the $286.2 million worth of Tostito’s salsa sold last year.”
Heinz isn't allowed in the house. And we're a Pace household.
20 posted on
09/17/2011 8:16:59 AM PDT by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: lowbridge
Yes,
is great!
22 posted on
09/17/2011 8:17:17 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Mayo's good in NY as well....)
Mayo? BLECH!!!!!
Miracle Whip, baby!
Mark
26 posted on
09/17/2011 8:23:15 AM PDT by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: lowbridge; Christian Engineer Mass
“You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.”
27 posted on
09/17/2011 8:23:34 AM PDT by
PAR35
To: lowbridge
Apparently Vinny Barbarino loves his McDonalds. In the movie From Paris With Love, Travolta obsessed of his "Royale with Cheese."
30 posted on
09/17/2011 8:26:54 AM PDT by
Sudetenland
(There can be no freedom without God--What man gives, man can take away.)
To: lowbridge
I read just last year that salsa was the top condiment. What happened? Did they decide to start enforcing the immigration laws?
FUBO GTFO! 491 Days until Noon Jan 20, 2013
35 posted on
09/17/2011 8:30:13 AM PDT by
The Sons of Liberty
(Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: lowbridge
Of course mayo is also used in many other ways - mixed into dips, used as a coating for breaded chicken, in salad dressing, casseroles, and even in cake batter - still a billion dollars seems like a lot.
So do we know who BIG MAYO lobbies with?
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