Nicolas Cage is a Vampire / Photo from 1870 / Tennessee (Ebay)

ebay.com ^ | Sept. 16, 2011

[stylecouncilor]

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It's an original photo of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

[RummyChick]

it appears it runs in the family

[Joe 6-pack]

That’s funny...we have a receptionist at the office who’s a little flighty. When I’m working in the field and calling back in to be connected to somebody in the office, she’ll rigorously follow our company’s protocol and inquire, “May I tell him/her who’s calling?” I normally give a bogus name like “Yeah, it’s Grover Cleveland,” or “This is Harry Belafonte.” Just this week, I used “Nicolas Cage.”

[rfp1234]

Nah. The ears are totally different. Can’t see the eye color in the old pic. Eerie similarities in the other features, yes.

[stylecouncilor]

LOL.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

The Q&A at the bottom is funny. read it.

[RummyChick]

[I still care]

The Thanatos archive is a collection of memorial photos. In other words, dead people. Used to be quite the thing back when. You would hire someone to take a picture of your dead loved one in as lifelike a pose as possible.

I don’t know how they have sat this guy up, but he’s probably dead. Looks it, in the eyes.

[stylecouncilor]

Q: Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage??

A: Of course. You get a 25% discount for being Nicolas Cage, and another 25% for not exsanguinating me.

[RummyChick]

It's true..can't you see his fangs ;-)

[ClearCase_guy]

Twilight Zone episode: "Long Live William Jameson" features a college professor (ca. 1960) who is found to have served in the Civil War and who, in fact, is over 2000 years old.

[RummyChick]

I didn’t know they did such a thing. Perhaps that is why his face is so askew. His hands look odd, too.

[null and void]

ping!

[Texas Songwriter]

When I wrote my masters thesis it was entitled “Pleistocene Fossils of McFaddin Beach, High Island, Texas, A Thanatocoenos Assemblege of Vertebrate Fossils”. I had never heard the word until I did that report. I liked the word, but was never able to ease it into a real, day-to-day sentence. Thanatos....like butter on the tongue...smooth. I don’t like what it implies..death.

[Palter]

Nonsense. He's a wizard.

[RummyChick]

this is funny..posted by Nicolas Cage vampire teeth

http://www.flickr.com/photos/75353784@N00/3309334803/

It’s a hamburger trike that would be perfect for Michelle photoshopping except I don’t think you can download from flicker.

[kevao]

features a college professor (ca. 1960) who is found to have served in the Civil War and who, in fact, is over 2000 years old.

He's over 2050 years old now.

[Texas Songwriter]

Isn’t he really a skeleton who rides motorscooters?

[RummyChick]

found another one..just insert Michelle

[GBA]

There can be only one!

[RummyChick]