Conservative Girl: "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" (Total Friday Vanity)

Cake (The Band) ^ | 9/9/2011 | Cake

[Uncle Miltie]

Short Skirt / Long Jacket"

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

[Uncle Miltie]

Hot Chick Alert! Enjoy. Go listen if you can.

[madison10]

Sarah Palin Theme Song?

[ozark hilljilly]

My younguns and I love that song!

[Reaganez]

I love TV Show “Chuck”.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Also the theme song to Chuck. Some of the girls from the show:

[Hotmetal]

I want a girl and a hotrod.(Music video)
http://youtu.be/MCcdO0x-aTg

[CharlieOK1]

great song!

[Nonsense Unlimited]

I’m old ... I just want a nap.

[bvw]

Don’t be dissing and hating on MGs. Girls don’t drive MGs.

[Maverick68]

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[esoteric]

Great song!

[RichInOC]

I want a president with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnng jacket.

[Uncle Miltie]

"I want a president with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnng jacket."

We Have a Winner!!!

[AFreeBird]

She’s got legs
And she knows how to use them...

[hummingbird]

They might drive MGs if they are all tricked up and out!

[az_gila]

Don’t be dissing and hating on MGs. Girls don’t drive MGs.

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They can only if they have a mechanic as a boyfriend...:^)

[Patrick1]

Like the old Jimmy Buffett song:

I want smart woman in a real short skirt....
A smart woman who knows how to flirt...
A smart woman to take me home..

[PLMerite]

I put that one on a cd for the girlfriend.

[bvw]

Trick up an MG? Does that happen anywhere? Never have seen it.

[sten]

yes please !!