2011 Joint Session Drinking Game

9-8-2011 | Danae

[Danae]

Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"

2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"

3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.

4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)

[Danae]

Please add any suggestions! I tired to pare it down so I could still walk after the speech.... such a target rich environment.

[Responsibility2nd]

Don't forget the tried and true standard:

Bush's Fault.

[clintonh8r]

i’M aLRReAdI dRUmk....

[Danae]

lol

done

[Army Air Corps]

You are trying to kill us via alcohol poisoning?

[BobP]

Historic.

He'll keep promising us that he 'gets' what's happening with the middle class as he redistributes the wealth of America.

It's a very long way to next November.

[Danae]

CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOl

[rockabyebaby]

“I will not rest until___________________”

[mojito]

If he says “we inherited” I think you should throw the bottle at the television.

[VirginiaMom]

Good Lord! I’ve been sober for 15 years. I suppose I better skip The Won’s little speech............might jeopordize my sobriety. LOL!

[Freedom56v2]

You forgot “invest” but there are enough trip buttons for anyone playing to be hungover for a week :)

I am going to listen to Mark Levin on WABC 77 New York critique the speech live, so it might be good to have the game to fall back on :)

[Danae]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo my tv is worth more than Obama ever will be to me!!!

[Danae]

Sparkling apple cider is an acceptable replacment!

[barmag25]

FUBO I’m watching football.

[svcw]

Are you kidding? We will all die from alcohol poisoning.

[Danae]

LOL

nah, I just want an excuse to be sick tomottow so I don’t have to go to the gym.... lol Just kidding.

[American Quilter]

If I only follow the one-drink category, I’ll still be completely intoxicated within 10 minutes.

[txroadkill]

I think in this case the following information most likely will be needed:

Alcohol poisoning symptoms include:

• Confusion, stupor
• Vomiting
• Seizures
• Slow breathing (less than eight breaths a minute)
• Irregular breathing (a gap of more than 10 seconds between breaths)
• Blue-tinged skin or pale skin
• Low body temperature (hypothermia)
• Unconsciousness ("passing out"), and can't be roused

It's not necessary for all of these symptoms to be present before you seek help. A person who is unconscious or can't be roused is at risk of dying.

When to see a doctor
If you suspect that someone has alcohol poisoning — even if you don't see the classic signs and symptoms — seek immediate medical care. In an emergency, follow these suggestions:

• If the person is unconscious, breathing less than eight times a minute or has repeated, uncontrolled vomiting, call 911 or your local emergency number immediately. Keep in mind that even when someone is unconscious or has stopped drinking, alcohol continues to be released into the bloodstream and the level of alcohol in the body continues to rise. Never assume that a person will "sleep off" alcohol poisoning.
• If the person is conscious, call 800-222-1222 (in the U.S.), and you'll automatically be routed to your local poison control center. The staff at the poison control center or emergency call center can instruct you as to whether you should take the person directly to a hospital. All calls to poison control centers are confidential.
• Be prepared to provide information. If you know, be sure to tell hospital or emergency personnel the kind and amount of alcohol the person drank, and when.
• Don't leave an unconscious person alone. While waiting for help, don't try to make the person vomit. Alcohol poisoning affects the way your gag reflex works. That means someone with alcohol poisoning may choke on his or her own vomit or accidentally inhale (aspirate) vomit into the lungs, which could cause a fatal lung injury.

 

[Marathoner]

if he admits he was wrong on the economy

It'll be a cold day in you-know-where before the boy King ever admits he was wrong about anything. He's certainly the most immature brat to ever be in the WH.

[Danae]