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Moose gets drunk on apples, gets stuck in tree
http://www.metro.co.uk ^ | 09-07-2011 | Staff

Posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: dayglored; ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
In Sweden, Elk = Moose.


41 posted on 09/07/2011 2:13:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Red Badger

You just can’t make this stuff up.


42 posted on 09/07/2011 2:36:48 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: metmom

I used to. But the pills work better now..........


43 posted on 09/07/2011 2:38:30 PM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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To: dayglored

My sister once bit a drunk moose


44 posted on 09/07/2011 2:39:35 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ....Rats carry plague)
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Where's the rest of this moose?
45 posted on 09/07/2011 2:40:28 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: Red Badger

That’s very reassuring.


46 posted on 09/07/2011 2:41:14 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: metmom

The Institute says I’ll be fine in a few years............


47 posted on 09/07/2011 2:42:23 PM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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To: bert

Mynd you, sister bites Kan be pretty nasti...


48 posted on 09/07/2011 3:01:10 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: day10

Sweden, of course!


49 posted on 09/07/2011 3:02:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wouldn’t want to be there when the moose wakes up with a monster hangover.

Still, I’m glad that they saved her.


50 posted on 09/07/2011 3:08:14 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Red Badger

Will they let you out then?


51 posted on 09/07/2011 3:12:20 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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52 posted on 09/07/2011 4:42:04 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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53 posted on 09/07/2011 5:31:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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Still, I’m glad that they saved her.

If it comes down to a choice between my apple tree, or the government's elk (Swedish "moose"), the tree will survive, and the freezer will be filled for the winter.

Apple thievery comes at a price, and trees take a lot longer to replace than an elk.

OTOH, he should have harvested long before they fermented and became a hazard to wildlife.

If you want fermented apples, put the juice in a crock, and add yeast.

54 posted on 09/07/2011 6:54:19 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

You make perfect sense, AR, as usual.


55 posted on 09/07/2011 7:00:46 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows

Freering the elk is a crime against Darwin. Kill it, butcher it and give the owners some of it. I’ve seen a recipe for venison cook in cider, which seems appropriate. If it is as good as reindeer, it’ll be good eating.


56 posted on 09/07/2011 7:06:33 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: Red Badger

LOL, I love it.


57 posted on 09/07/2011 7:08:12 PM PDT by abigail2
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To: Red Badger

Haven’t we all done that?


58 posted on 09/07/2011 7:59:48 PM PDT by BJClinton (ObamaÂ’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the US)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That is too funny!

“Hold muh beer and watch this” was the first thought that ran through my tired mind. lol

Out here, we have elk and apples....


59 posted on 09/08/2011 12:15:24 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Proud Barbarian TEA Party SOB)
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To: metmom

Let me out?
Three hots and a cot and free Internet!
What more could anyone need!.......................


60 posted on 09/08/2011 6:18:45 AM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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