Man arrested for sex with raft

Investors Business Daily ^ | September 6, 2011

[Clintonfatigued]

-- Police in Ohio said a man who was seen engaging in sexual activity with an inflatable swimming raft had previous arrests for public indecency.

Hamilton police said they arrested Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, after a witness -- the owner of the raft -- reported he was engaging in sexual activity with the pink swimming accessory in the alley behind his home, the Hamilton Journal News reported Tuesday.

The owner told police the man was told to stop, but he fled with the raft.

[Norm Lenhart]

I think he took the movie line that “She was positively pneumatic” a bit wrong.

(what WAS that movie? Clockwork Orange? Gonna drive me nuts till I remember it.)

[Huck]

I love these kind of stories. I read them to my wife and we have a good laugh.

[kallisti]

It was in the book Brave New World.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Hey, that raft was askin’ for it!

[seowulf]

In about 9 months they’ll have a little dingy.

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Was it raft rape or raft rape rape?

Or maybe he thought it was a whoopi cushion?

[UCANSEE2]

It wasn’t Clockwork Orange.

Was it BRAVE NEW WORLD, by Aldous Huxley?

[Ronin]

Ha! That was the line I was going to use.

[melancholy]

The owner told police the man was told to stop, but he fled with the raft.

No kidnapping charges because they eloped.

If the raft is over 18, no statutory rape charges either.

Hey, Laz, would you hit a raft?

[tlb]

>>> Man arrested for sex with raft

"It's a frameup I tell you, a frameup !"

[krb]

I know I should be offended and disgusted

Why?

The guy is messed up. Leave him alone.

[tlb]

Darn you beat me to it. We even picked the same shot.

[cripplecreek]

Its not the size of the boat that counts.....

[day10]

This was in my hometown. Motto: Hamilton - A Great Place to Be From!

[GOPJ]

Did he mistake it for the Love Boat?

Nope, the Love Boat's inflatable...

[IrishPennant]

So if the raft stays inflated for more than 4 hours, what should he do????

[Doogle]

"they had six inner tubes together and lived happily ever after"

[The_Media_never_lie]

There must be some printing error here.

A man simply cannot engage in sex with a raft. Must have meant to say he engaged in sex with riff raff.

[Delta Dawn]

The guy is probably just adrift with his sexuality.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If the raft stays inflated for more than 4 hours, he should just be thankful.

For if he cannot swim, it would be a shame for him to leave this world the same way he came in - due to a busted rubber.