[2ndDivisionVet]

Someone fax me a crying towel.

[buccaneer81]

Actions have consequences (not condoning, just saying.)

[Grunthor]

The lesson here being “DON’T THROW ROCKS.”

[ClearCase_guy]

Crossbows deal heavy damage. Hard to believe he’s not dead. Must have mithril shirt.

[Augustinian monk]

“The arrow of my wrath will protect my fair citizens from your savagery”

[Meet the New Boss]

I don’t understand something here. The article says TWO pieces of sh!t were throwing rocks at passing automobiles.

Did the crossbow guy only have one bolt?

[JennysCool]

his injuries are not life-threatening.

But his intellect apparently is.

[WayneS]

Payback’s a bitch, kid.

[Jeff Head]

The title sounds like a boy was throwing rocks that had been hit by a crossbow. Reading it, I realized the boy had himself been struck by a crossbow after he threw rocks at cars.

[WayneS]

Officer Dino Delimitros

Hey! Didn't he used to be a movie director?

;-)

[Twotone]

It was a hard lesson, but he probably got the point.

[GraceG]

If someone had pulled over and spanked this little brat they person who did so would no doubt be arrested and sent to jail.

So instead of a spanking because of litigious governments and lawyers the kid instead gets a dose of anonymous drive by punishment.

Thank you unintended liberal consequences.

[Nachum]

Well. I guess we now need crossbow control.

[ReneeLynn]

Was Ted Nugent in the vicinity? Good shot.

[COBOL2Java]

Green Arrow lives!

[Peter from Rutland]

Never bring a rock to a crossbow fight.

[pgkdan]

Not to say that I condone shooting kids with arrows...exactly, BUT I bet that’s one little punk who won’t be throwing rocks at cars again any time soon.

[Ronin]

I suspect that it was one of those one handed pistol-type crossbows.

I also suspect that the driver’s vehicle had been hit by one of those rocks the kids were throwing, possibly cracking a window, and he (driver) decided to get some payback.

I’m not condoning this, but I think I can safely say that it is a sign of the times. I also suspect it’s going to happen with increasing frequency as people realize that they are the only ones who can safely protect their loved ones and valuables.

One thing for sure. This kid is not going to be chucking rocks at any cars again soon.

[Charles Martel]

When I was in high school, some kid threw a rock at my pickup. The little bastard was standing there on the curb, just feet away from my path of travel in the far right lane, and he was holding a golf ball-sized chunk of rock or concrete. I saw him throw it, as though in slow-motion.

Lucky me, the thing hit my right-side A-pillar, just between the windshield and side window. I mashed the throttle to the floor and hit the nearest u-turn, headed back to teach the boy the error of his ways. Too late, he'd hit another car that had been following me. That driver just leapt out on the spot and could be seen already a block away, chasing the kid and waving a tire iron. I often wonder if that kid made it home alive.

[muir_redwoods]

The little bas&&@ will probably be back out there next month with his own crossbow