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2 Girls In PJs Take Stolen Goat For A Stroll
Associated Press ^ | August 29, 2011 10:52 AM | No one took credit

Posted on 08/29/2011 9:29:02 AM PDT by Hunton Peck

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To: Hunton Peck; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Somewhere an Arab is missing his wife.


41 posted on 08/29/2011 7:35:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AD from SpringBay
> The goat was noted to be quite relaxed and calm, unlike those nights when taken for a stroll by his friend Akhmed.

Akhmed the Dead Terrorist???

"SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU ALL!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

42 posted on 08/29/2011 7:46:08 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Pecos
Any story that begins with “two young girls, dressed in their pajamas, were out for a walk with a goat” sounds like the beginning of a joke.

No, that would be "Two girls and a goat walk into a bar..."

43 posted on 08/29/2011 8:07:52 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: DManA

Then don’t eat them.


44 posted on 08/30/2011 3:09:24 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Happily, the Arab, also at the zoo, was reunited with his beloved wife.


45 posted on 08/30/2011 3:36:21 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Hunton Peck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnQJO4xcBPM

Goat licks electric fence.


46 posted on 08/30/2011 7:23:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

“Goat licks electric fence.”

...and seems to enjoy it...


47 posted on 08/30/2011 8:13:52 AM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Hunton Peck

There was video of a horse playing with an electric fence, he kept putting his leg against it.


48 posted on 08/30/2011 10:47:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, great. Now there’ll be a federally funded study of sadomasochism in the animal world, coming from a state university near you...


49 posted on 08/30/2011 10:53:19 AM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Hunton Peck

Well, the misses had a dog that would run into walls to knock himself out.
On purpose.


50 posted on 08/30/2011 10:57:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Hunton Peck

“How the goat got in my pajama’s, I’ll never know!”


51 posted on 08/30/2011 11:07:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I would like to state, for the record, that never once did it occur to me or my sib to steal a goat from a zoo.

Mostly because we had never heard of such a thing as a goat in a zoo. In a back yard yes, in a barnyard yes, on a balcony... we reserve the right to remain silent as we are not sure the statute of limitations has run out on that one yet.

52 posted on 08/30/2011 11:14:18 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Darksheare

Well, it’s cheaper than a quart of vodka, but gets similar results....


53 posted on 08/30/2011 11:25:59 AM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Lazamataz

Marxist!


54 posted on 08/30/2011 11:33:58 AM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Hunton Peck
Stuff like this really gets my goat.

(sorry)

55 posted on 08/30/2011 11:35:19 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Hunton Peck

What can I say, the dog was special.


56 posted on 08/30/2011 11:37:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Good alibi.


57 posted on 08/30/2011 12:17:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Hunton Peck
Swiped the goat and then walking the streets at 11:30.

no supervision.. It's fortunate they weren't kidnapped and killed/barbecued.

58 posted on 08/30/2011 3:36:12 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Dry run for the next flash mob fad.


59 posted on 08/30/2011 5:55:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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To: a fool in paradise

A goat bit my sister once.


60 posted on 08/30/2011 6:09:49 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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