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Tactic Fails; Jacksonville man guilty of sexual battery. (small penis)
Jacksonville.com ^ | 7/1/11 | David Hunt

Posted on 08/26/2011 4:10:43 PM PDT by goseminoles

A man told a Jacksonville jury that his penis is too small to have possibly inflicted the wounds prosecutors say he caused a woman during a 2005 rape.

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KEYWORDS: crime; florida; genitals
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Not they way I'd want to go down..
1 posted on 08/26/2011 4:10:47 PM PDT by goseminoles
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Tactic Fails; Jacksonville man guilty of sexual battery. (small penis)

Sounds like his sexual battery was a AAA...


2 posted on 08/26/2011 4:12:05 PM PDT by jessduntno (Obama shanks. America tanks.)
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To: goseminoles

Florida, right?


3 posted on 08/26/2011 4:12:28 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: goseminoles

I’m sure the other prisoners will appreciate his ability to tuck it in, giving himself a feminine allure.


4 posted on 08/26/2011 4:13:26 PM PDT by Jonty30
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To: goseminoles

Has the “lil’ Willy” defense ever worked?!


5 posted on 08/26/2011 4:14:43 PM PDT by momtothree
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It’s not the size of the weapon in the fight, but the size of the fight in the weapon


6 posted on 08/26/2011 4:15:08 PM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common)
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Could be Texas. I knew a number of people with small penises there. Many of them women.


7 posted on 08/26/2011 4:15:38 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
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To: jessduntno

Lol..


8 posted on 08/26/2011 4:16:24 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Cyber Liberty

First time I have laughed today.


9 posted on 08/26/2011 4:17:23 PM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: Cyber Liberty

lol.


10 posted on 08/26/2011 4:18:55 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: dangerdoc

Apparently not a hung jury..


11 posted on 08/26/2011 4:19:31 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: xsmommy

De minimis non curat lex bump.


12 posted on 08/26/2011 4:19:47 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: momtothree

I suppose if the conviction was ONLY for the damage which is far too interior for his particular willy to possibly reach it could work.

lol. But I doubt it’d work there too.


13 posted on 08/26/2011 4:21:23 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Oy. That could be interpreted as cross dressers. LOL


14 posted on 08/26/2011 4:23:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz (SmithL stole my tagline and won't give it back.)
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First time I have laughed today.

This is Friday. There is no excuse for you to have not visited the Official Friday Silliness Thread.

15 posted on 08/26/2011 4:27:00 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
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J’ville TX is not a place to be reckoned with....


16 posted on 08/26/2011 4:27:45 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
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To: goseminoles

*tiny* Bump for later~~


17 posted on 08/26/2011 4:36:26 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Agenda21: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
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To: goseminoles

Insufficient evidence


18 posted on 08/26/2011 4:42:51 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
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Wonder if his attorney was pro bono?


19 posted on 08/26/2011 4:51:51 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Cyber Liberty

and bull sized juevoes.


20 posted on 08/26/2011 5:07:32 PM PDT by bdfromlv (Leavenworth hard time)
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