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Tactic Fails; Jacksonville man guilty of sexual battery. (small penis)
Jacksonville.com ^
| 7/1/11
| David Hunt
Posted on 08/26/2011 4:10:43 PM PDT by goseminoles
A man told a Jacksonville jury that his penis is too small to have possibly inflicted the wounds prosecutors say he caused a woman during a 2005 rape.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; History; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; florida; genitals
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Not they way I'd want to go down..
To: goseminoles
Tactic Fails; Jacksonville man guilty of sexual battery. (small penis)
Sounds like his sexual battery was a AAA...
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:12:05 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Obama shanks. America tanks.)
To: goseminoles
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:12:28 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: goseminoles
I’m sure the other prisoners will appreciate his ability to tuck it in, giving himself a feminine allure.
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:13:26 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
To: goseminoles
Has the “lil’ Willy” defense ever worked?!
To: goseminoles
It’s not the size of the weapon in the fight, but the size of the fight in the weapon
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:15:08 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Common sense is not so common)
To: GeronL
Could be Texas. I knew a number of people with small penises there. Many of them women.
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:15:38 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
To: jessduntno
To: Cyber Liberty
First time I have laughed today.
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:17:23 PM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:18:55 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: dangerdoc
Apparently not a hung jury..
To: xsmommy
De minimis non curat lex bump.
To: momtothree
I suppose if the conviction was ONLY for the damage which is far too interior for his particular willy to possibly reach it could work.
lol. But I doubt it’d work there too.
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:21:23 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: Cyber Liberty
Oy. That could be interpreted as cross dressers. LOL
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:23:35 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(SmithL stole my tagline and won't give it back.)
To: dangerdoc
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:27:00 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
To: Lazamataz
J’ville TX is not a place to be reckoned with....
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:27:45 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
To: goseminoles
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:36:26 PM PDT
by
libertarian27
(Agenda21: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
To: goseminoles
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posted on
08/26/2011 4:42:51 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
To: muir_redwoods
Wonder if his attorney was pro bono?
To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
08/26/2011 5:07:32 PM PDT
by
bdfromlv
(Leavenworth hard time)
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